Porky's

Mr. Cavanaugh:
Look's like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.

Tim:
A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.

Tim:
Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

Brian Schwartz:
Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

Pee Wee Morris:
GOD DAMN IT! WILL YOU MOVE IT, YOU LARD ASS?

Think it was actually Tommy Turner

Tommy Turner:
Hi I'm Polly the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.

Tommy Turner:
Holy sh*t! It's the mother lode.

Billy:
I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.

Tommy Turner:
This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida.

Pee Wee Morris:
All I need is a watermelon and two jelly donuts!

Coach Brakett:
That's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for f***ing food.

Coach Brakett:
We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School.

Brian Schwartz:
When you're Jewish you either learn to fight, or you take a lotta sh*t. I don't like to take sh*t

Wendy:
Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Meat:
Everybody in town, from what I hear.

Pee Wee Morris:
Yeah, that's just how I like 'em!

Mickey:
You like 'em as long as they aint' dead.

Pee Wee Morris:
I don't care if they're dead as long as they aint' too cold.

Coach Brakett:
She's a virgin.

Coach Goodenough:
Yeah, and the pope's jewish.