Porky's Revenge

Blossom:
I'm Blossom. Why do they call you Meat?

Meat Tuperello:
Why do they call YOU Blossom?

Grandmother:
You hungry?

Meat Tuperello:
I'm always hungry.

Grandmother:
You wanna eat?

Meat Tuperello:
Sure.

Grandmother:
Who?

Porky Wallace:
You're gonna have to forgive my temper, Meat. But I'm glad to see my son-in-law's a moxie guy, 'cause that's just what I want for my grandson.

Meat Tuperello:
What grandson?

Porky Wallace:
The one from you and Bloosom, a**hole. Why do you think you're doing here?

Meat Tuperello:
Beats the sh*t out of me.

Porky Wallace:
I hope we don't have to do that. Nah, that's not important. All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.

Pee Wee Morris:
Inga? Do you still have your dress on?

Inga:
It's American custom, you know.

Inga:
I love America.

Inga:
Ja, ja, ja.

Porky Wallace:
Open the goddamn bridge!

Billy:
Let's hurry up, take the test and get the hell out of here.

Tommy Turner:
What the hell. I've always wanted to be a star.