Pound Puppies

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Lucky:
Go, dogs, go!

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Cookie:
Get off my belly!

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Lucky:
Once a Pound Puppy, always a Pound Puppy.

Lucky:
Do you smell it?

Cookie:
Grape juice?

Lucky:
Humiliation?

Strudel:
You'll get over it.

Niblet:
I think they're perfect for each other!

Lucky:
You think?

Niblet:
I'm not sure!

Strudel:
I've lost their scent.

Niblet:
All I smell is burnt weenies.

Lucky:
We're in somebody's yard. Keep an eye out for them.

Niblet:
For weenies? I'm on it!

Niblet:
Can we at least put on their socks? [He says this as he's wiggling his paw]

Cookie, Squirt, Strudel:
No!

Niblet:
Well, I'm in anyway.

Niblet:
We were too busy being chicken-livered Gobbledygooks.

Squirt:
We must be the two worst Pound Puppy agents in history.

Niblet:
[Voice cracking] i'm so sad, even the smell of pretzels doesn't cheer me up! [ cries ]

Squirt:
Hold on. That smell - you're right, Niblet. I smell pretzels.

Niblet:
Squirt, I hardly think this is the time and place for pretzels. Delicious pretzels. Salty, savory pretzels. Maybe we should get some pretzels.

Niblet:
What's a President of the United States?

Squirt:
He runs the country.

Niblet:
I thought electricity ran the country.

Niblet:
Hey, where's Cookie and Squirt?

Lucky:
They're staying behind to keep an eye on things.

Agent Ping:
And you brought *him* along? That's a brilliant move, Einstein!

Niblet:
She called you something German, Strudel. I'd take offense to that.

Strudel:
The Zeppelin Z297. A full-scale, low-budget replica of the Hindenburg.

Cookie:
I'm enthusiastic already.

Strudel:
As am I!

Lucky:
It is what it is.

Squirt:
Marshmallows?

Niblet:
You're gonna thank me when we come across a campfire.

Squirt:
Where are we gonna find a campfire on a Zeppelin?

Niblet:
I don't know, but maybe we should look for one.

Squirt:
Believe me. Cats are complicated creatures. In all my life, there were only a couple I could ever stand.

Patches:
What are you doing? We're not supposed to talk to it!

Cupcake:
You're gonna catch the kitten cooties!

Rebound:
That's dopey. Besides, since when do we sit still and mind our own business?

Patches:
She's got a good point there.

Cupcake:
Yeah, I'm pretty terrible at both those things.

Patches:
Hey! It didn't blow up!

Cupcake:
You know? In a way, it's kind of a let down.

Rebound:
There's a giant scary rooster on top of her house to protect it from intruders!

Cupcake:
I'm pretty sure that's fake, Rebound.

Rebound:
Oh.

Cupcake:
[after the FKD blows up] Aw, man! We missed it!

Cupcake:
Rebound, what part of cats don't like dogs don't you understand?

Patches:
It's just in every cartoon that's ever been made!

Teensy:
Hi. I'm Teensy.

Cupcake:
You can say that again.

Patches, Cupcake, Rebound:
Super Secret Pup Club go!... Again!

Patches:
Well, what are we supposed to do?

Niblet:
You could feed it marshmallows, cos suddenly, I don't need them anymore!

Cupcake:
Even I know cats don't eat marshmallows.

Teensy:
[referring to Rebound who is running around in circles and talking hyperactivity] Are you dogs always like this? It seems very overwhelming.

Patches:
Nah, she just does this when she gets excited, or happy, or confused, or bored. Okay, yeah. She's always like this, but that's just her.

Niblet:
Bears! The only one mean thing around here is Squirt!

Pooches:
Hey, look! A rotten sandwich! Last one there is a rotten egg!

Niblet:
Even better!

Rebound:
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Squirt:
As in Oh no, it's Rebound?

McLeish:
Oh, where am I going to find new clown shoes at this time?

Olaf:
Where did you find new clown shoes in the first place?

Cupcake:
We need to go investigate.

Pepper:
Bingo!

Cupcake:
My name is Cupcake.

Pepper:
I'm getting too old for this.

Pepper:
A detective must look at every angle.

Rebound:
You know, if I tilted my head at an angle like this, I'd look so adorable!

Patches:
[sighs] Now, I'm getting too old for this!

Rebound:
All we need to do is prove that Chucky is innocent, and then...

Cupcake:
We'll get in trouble with Lucky for running off without his permission?

Rebound:
There's that too.

Squirt:
Me-fat-stinkin'-ow.

Agatha:
Oh Rebound, what a wonderful idea it was for me to take the yacht out for a little spin. Good thing that German lady called me up and talked me into it.

Strudel:
Hehehehehe! Foolish humans! So easily manipulated! It's like stealing jerky treats from a puppy!

McLeish:
I'll have this ship under control! Take that, ocean!

Olaf:
I don't know, Mr. McLeash. The ocean seems pretty calm to me.

Squirt:
What happened?

Strudel:
We must have hit something!

Niblet:
I hope it wasn't a pirate ship! Those guys are mean! On the other hand, I do like parrots, so if one of the pirates has a parrot, I'm gonna have mixed emotions.

McLeish:
You go first. If a tiger attacks us, they'll eat you first. They'll take all day to eat you, and I can make my escape.

Olaf:
I guess that does make sense.

Strudel:
I'm sure Olaf and McLeash have everything under control.

Cookie:
[after a couple hours pass] Wait a minute! Since when do Olaf and McLeash have anything under control?

Niblet:
Hey, I can still hear the ocean!

Squirt:
That's because we're at the ocean, you big goofball!

Niblet:
I found Solo's trail. Maybe if we followed it, we can find...

[bumps into Rebound]

Niblet:
Hey, it's Rebound! How did that happen?

Rebound:
Those are my paw prints, Niblet.

Niblet:
Sand works in mysterious ways.

Lucky:
Rebound, you stay with Strudel.

Strudel:
Mayday. Mayday. S.O.S.

Rebound:
Oh. Please be fast.

Strudel:
Yes, by all means, be fast!

Squirt:
This jungle sure is, uh... jungly.

Lucky:
We can't just leave Solo out here. We're Pound Puppies. Once we take on a responsibility, we do not shirk.

Niblet:
[shouts] Did you say shark?

Cookie:
Niblet, hush! There's nothing to be afraid of!

[the island rumbles]

Squirt:
Oh, yeah? Well, what was that?

Lucky:
Uh... my tummy growling?

Niblet:
Makes sense to me!

Lucky:
Then that settles it. Let's move on, shall we?

Squirt:
Yeah? I guess.

[he and Niblet move on]

Cookie:
[approaches Lucky unamused] Tummy growling?

Lucky:
That was definitely not my tummy growling.

Niblet:
A second Rebound? You're identical to the one we left on the boat!

Rebound:
I got off the boat to look for Agatha.

Niblet:
Thanks a lot. Now I'm gonna get my two Rebounds mixed up.

Cookie:
You guys won't be alone. You'll be together.

Niblet:
That's comforting.

Squirt:
We will be together... but alone in the jungle!

Niblet:
I'm uncomfortable again.

[the ground rumbles]

Lucky:
Please tell me that was your tummy rumbling.

Cookie:
How can it rumble when it's so filled up with the jitters?

Lucky:
Okay, I understand, you're worried about Agatha, but will you slow down already?

Cookie:
I almost drowned in that quicksand back there!

Lucky:
And wouldn't you know? I do not enjoy walking straight into the web of a giant spider!

Squirt:
[from behind] Hi, guys.

Lucky:
[jumps onto Cookie's back] Yah! Spider!

[sees it's just Squirt and Niblet and gets off Cookie]

Lucky:
Oh, it's you.

Rebound:
If there's one thing I've learned, there's a pup for every person... and you seriously don't mess with Agatha!

Squirt:
Niblet, what exactly did you explain to Solo?

Niblet:
That we're going on a three hour cruise. [sings] A three hour cruise.

Lucky:
Niblet, I've got a special assignment for you.

Niblet:
I'm on it!

[zips off then quickly comes back]

Niblet:
What is it?

Niblet:
I don't know what a.s.a.p. means, but I'll do it as soon as possible.

Lucky:
Am I okay? No, I'm not okay, because I didn't not catch this furry little villain yet! [chases his tail]

Cookie:
Lucky, you need to tell us the rest of the plan.

Lucky:
You got it! What plan is that?

Cookie:
The plan that was in your head but you never told us about even when we begged you?

Lucky:
Oh, yeah! That plan! I have no idea!

Lucky:
Look at you guys! You're just like miniature dogs! Oh, what the dog-makers would think up next?

Squirt:
Lucky, it's time to head downstairs. It's warm down there, and there's lots of nice fun things to play with.

Lucky:
Like balls and sticks?

Squirt:
Oh, sure.

Lucky:
And bones?

Squirt:
Ah, we've got some nice bones.

Lucky:
How about my tail?

Squirt:
Uh, no, actually, your tail is up here.

Lucky:
Then I am not going down! Not unless we bring it!

Niblet:
I got it Lucky! I got it!

Lucky:
Thanks, buddy. Let's go.

Squirt:
If he doesn't get better, I'm putting in for a transfer.

Squirt:
A comb? A kazoo? A rubber froggy? Why do humans keep this stuff?

Cookie:
I have no idea... Except for the froggy.

[Cookie and Strudel start giggling and playing with the froggy]

Niblet:
I've been confounded by logic once again.

Niblet:
Stay here, Lucky. And don't move.

Lucky:
Whatever you say, Niblet. You're the smart one... Oh, man! I moved my face around to talk!

Cookie, Strudel:
Aaaaaaaah!

Squirt:
See? That's what I said. Just like that!

Cookie:
What's the one thing Niblet loves more than anything?

Strudel:
I don't know. Bacon?

Squirt:
Gravy!

Strudel:
Cherries!

Squirt:
Mud!

Strudel:
Churches!

Squirt:
Lead!

Strudel:
A duck!

Cookie:
What? No! What is wrong with you dogs?

Lucky:
Oh, would you look at all those rocks. There's gotta be like... thirteen of them!

Lucky:
Oh, pretty flowers in the grass. You smell so good, you should last. But I'm afraid you won't, so... I'll eat you fast. [eats the flowers] and now I feel like... like...

Niblet:
Sassafras.

Lucky:
That's it. Sassafras! That's just how I feel! And I don't even know what sassafras is!

Niblet:
I love rocks! Rocks love me! Rocks are really tasty in my tu-u-ummy!

Lucky:
Rebound, are you in there?

Rebound:
No!

Cookie:
Good thing brains isn't part of the competition.

Sterling Von Oxford:
Rebound, they should've called you "Reject" instead

Rebound:
[starts wailing]

Niblet:
Hey, wait! The final round's about to start!

Niblet:
He's right! Humans are monsters! What have we been thinking?

Niblet:
He's right! People are freaks! What have we been thinking?

Ace:
Did you just wink at me?

Ralph:
No. It's my conjunctivitis acting up.

Lucky:
Where does he keep getting shoes?

Niblet:
Hooray! I'm a truck!

Lucky:
Have any of you been chewing on McLeish's rake?

Strudel:
It wasn't me.

Squirt:
Nope, sorry.

Cookie:
Not me.

Niblet:
I only chew on myself.

Cookie:
We gotta find him. Out in that big old world, that pup could have a big old accident.

Squirt:
That kinda goes without saying.

Cookie:
I didn't mean that!

Lucky:
Go, dogs, go!

Cookie:
Speaking of go, dog, go, that pup really can!

Squirt:
Was it something I said?

Cookie:
When is it ever not?

Niblet:
I remember when I was housebroken. I remember it like it was yesterday.

[starts to have a flashback but doesn't and instead, he wets himself]

Niblet:
Oops! It was yesterday!

[Rebound runs into Lucky and Cookie launching them into the air. Cookie lands first on her back, then Lucky lands face down on top of her]

Cookie:
Ooh. Why Lucky...

Lucky:
Hehe...

Cookie:
Get off my belly!

Cookie:
I know that look, Lucky. It either means you've got a plan, or there's a tick behind your ear that you can't reach.

Patches:
I know how to swim!

Cupcake:
I know how to swim!

Rebound:
I know how to run around in circles!

Squirt:
[laying on Cookie's stomach] I was having the most wonderful dream. I was curled up on the biggest, fattest, most comfortable doggie bed ever.

Cookie:
Get off my belly!

[Squirt jumps off]

Cookie:
On second thought, get back on. I'm cold.

Pet Shop Owner:
It's happening! The great bird invasion! Just like the Mayans predicted it!

Cookie:
Don't worry. I know our fearless leader has a brilliant plan already! So what do we do now, fearless leader?

Lucky:
Nothing.

Cookie:
Way to back me up, Lucky.

Rebound:
[singing] I'm so happy, happy, happy that you're home. / And I'll never, ever, ever be alone. / Now it's time to have some fun with my perfect person. / There's nothing more I'd rather do than be at home with you! / If I'm feeling down, / I know that you will come around. / You can lift me up, cause I'm your perfect pup. / There's nothing more I'd rather do than be at home with you!

[Repeated Line]

Cookie:
Push! Pull! Pull! Release!

Lucky:
Whatevs. Get me a bottle of Meat Soda.

Patches:
Won't that be dangerous?

Bondo:
Don't worry, little pup. Danger is my middle name.

Cupcake:
I thought your name was "Bondo, just Bondo". Does that mean your full name is "Bon-Danger-O", or "B-Danger-Ondo", or...?

Lucky:
[as Bondo sniffs a hydrant] Bondo! Not in front of the pups!

Niblet:
South America? Oh no! We gotta save them or they'll get eaten by rhinocerouses!

Strudel:
No, they won't! That is wrong on so many levels!

Strudel:
The pups have used the FKD and are heading for who they think their perfect person is, and that person is McLeish!

Lucky:
They pressed the "No Dog Lovers" button, didn't they?

Strudel:
Yes.

Squirt:
You know, it seems kind of silly to have a button like that on an FKD.

Patches:
Strudel, I have an idea!

Strudel:
I am dreadfully sorry to hear that.

Patches:
I was thinking you could operate the machine and give commands to Cupcake and Rebound, and they'll act as your arms and legs.

Cupcake:
I'll be the arms.

Rebound:
And I know what legs are.

Niblet:
[bounds into the room] Lucky! Lucky! I got something important to tell ya! Really, really, really important!

Lucky:
[to Yipper, who is next to him] Yipper, meet Niblet.

Niblet:
Oh hi, Yipper! Welcome to our secret headquarters! Secret but fun!

Lucky:
So, Nibbler, what's so important?

Niblet:
Um... I forgot. [walks away]

Lucky:
A pup for every person, and a person for every pup... and a play on humans.

Strudel:
This will be as easy as rolling over... if I could roll over.

[after Strudel describes Pi, Niblet confuses it with pie]

Niblet:
Cherry or pumpkin?

Giblet:
Would you put this flower in my hair?

Niblet:
Would I ever!

Giblet:
I don't know. That's why I asked you to.

Niblet:
Mmm. Pork mobile... A car made of pork... Gonna chase you, Pork mobile... I'm gonna catch you... I'm gonna catch you...

Niblet:
You call yourself Pound Puppies! You, Lucky, can smoosh my face to bone!

Lucky:
Actually, Niblet, I agree with you.

Niblet:
My face is unsmooshed!