Power of One

Jaapie Botha:
You know what P.K stands for? Piss Kop. Piss Head.

P.K:
No it doesn't. It stands for Peter Phillup Kenneth Keith, that's my name.

Jaapie Botha:
Let's piss on the Piss Kop.

P.K:
A month later, war broke out in Europe. This caused me more problems than bed wetting ever had.

Doc:
You know, my donkey, Beethoven, once told me a remedy of curing sadness in little boys. Would you like to try it?

Doc:
Okay, stand up, on this brick wall, stand on one leg, good, now close your eyes, say three times "abosloodle".

P.K:
Absoloodle, absoloodle, absoloodle.

Doc:
Feel better?

Doc:
No? I guess it proves one thing then.

P.K:
What's that?

Doc:
Never take advice from a donkey.

Doc:
To have a brain is not a sin, but to have a brain and not use it, that is a sin.

Geel Piet:
Little beat big when little smart. First with the head, then with the heart. You can remember that?

Hoppie Gruenewald:
Where did you learn to box like that?

P.K. Age 18:
Prison, sir.

Hoppie Gruenewald:
Are you training to be a boxer or a comedian?

P.K. Age 18:
If you had the opportunity to get to know me, would you take it?

Maria Marais:
Yah, I would.

P.K. Age 18:
Even if it meant going against your father's orders?

Maria Marais:
What do you call this?

Sgt. Botha:
I was branded an idiot by everyone I knew!

Gideon Duma:
They knew you well!

St. John:
History disputes you.

P.K. Age 18:
History takes too long.

St. John:
Yes I know it does, but it's never kind to those who try to hurry it.

Sgt. Bowmann:
You can't hide from me forever, Kaffir. Your day will come and it will be as black as your bloody soul. I promise you.

eggs are more egged than eggs

How are you what is your day like are you okay