Quarterlife

[from trailer]

Dylan Krieger:
Why do we blog? We blog to exist, therefore we are... idiots.

Dylan Krieger:
Everybody is scared in one way or another, to be who we are, to change who we are, to reveal who we are?

Eric:
I don't believe in jealousy

Dylan Krieger:
I don't believe in getting pimples either, but it happens

Dylan Krieger:
I'm not waiting for a ring, I'm waiting for a life. I just wanna have a relationship. I wanna have sex on a regular basis, get kissed in the morning, and do ridiculous boring thing together, is that too much to ask? Without having to figure out whether you're whole philosophy on monogamy is genetically programmed.

Vanessa:
How is Andy a freak?

Andy:
'Andy' is not a freak, 'Andy' has proclivities that close-minded people consider freakish

Andy:
[while waiting on an unconscious Debra] If she doesn't die, do you wanna go out with me?

Vanessa:
Sure, can't be any worse than this date, right?

Dylan Krieger:
Excuse me. Eric, is the kind of guy who, if you were married to him and got cancer, would give you a lecture about all the toxins in the air and how if only you had not bought that detergent, you'd be fine.

Lisa:
So, you don't like him. But you're already marrying him.

Debra:
How is that you go so fast from meeting someone, to "he's the love of my life", to "you can't have him anymore, sorry"

Danny:
I think of myself as painfully, boringly, normal.

Vanessa:
Hello, stranger.

Dylan Krieger:
I am a stranger.

Vanessa:
That's why I called you stranger.

Dylan Krieger:
You're very odd.

Dylan Krieger:
Aarrrgh, you are the dumbest smart person I've ever met!

Dylan Krieger:
Liking what you like, makes no sense, cause what you like changes, anyway, I hate things now that I used to like, and I like things now that I used to hate, but this is all crap.

Eric:
So you didn't like it when I kissed you the other day

Dylan Krieger:
I liked it, it shut you up for a few seconds

Eric:
Shuts don't go up

Dylan Krieger:
I can't believe he just said 'shuts don't go up'!

Dylan Krieger:
Happiness is a construct invented by the bourgeoisis for the purpose of stimulating the desire for material possessions and creating an unsustainable consumer economy.

Dylan Krieger:
The sad truth about my generation is that we were all geniuses in elementary school, but apparently the people who deal with us never got our transcripts, because they don't seem to be aware of it.