Rabbit Transit

Bugs Bunny:
[at the start line] One for the money...

[takes a few steps forward]

Bugs Bunny:
...two for the show...

[Cecil does likewise]

Bugs Bunny:
...three to make ready...

[Bugs steps ahead a little more]

Bugs Bunny:
...and four to...

[takes off. A scooter drives up to Cecil]

Deliveryman:
Telegram.

Cecil Turtle:
[after Telegram Deliveryman drove off, Cecil verbally read it] Western Bunions Mr. Turtle 10 1/2 Ave. E Wyoming GO! Bugs Bunny

[at the start of the race]

Bugs Bunny:
Okay, Doc, you got that straight? From here to Grant's Tomb. And no cuttin' corners!

Cecil Turtle:
Uh, agreeable. And, uh, let's agree not to cheat.

Bugs Bunny:
[infuriated] Cheat? Why, you... Are you inferring that I... Would you... [calms down] Okay, mac. [he removes a pair of roller skates] It ain't that I don't trust you, but... [Bugs grabs Cecil and holds him upside-down, causing a pair of roller skates, two scooters and a bicycle to fall out]

Cecil Turtle:
Well, uh, whaddaya know...

Deliveryman:
[Handing Bugs a letter] It's for you Mr. Bunny.

Bugs Bunny:
[Reading the letter] From Cecil Toitle from Chicago, Chicago? No it can't be! It can't be! Why that dirty little! Ooo!

[opens the letter]

Bugs Bunny:
At this joyous time of year I wish you loads of Christmas cheer signed Cecil Toitle. Say that was mighty thoughtful of him. Gee I didn't send him anything. I really ought to.

Cecil Turtle:
[Cecil spots Bugs running by wearing his shell] That feller there had a shell just like mine, yep just like mine.

[then he realizes that his turtle shell is missing]

Cecil Turtle:
[in deep shock] Duh? Mine!

Cecil Turtle:
I'm kind of a slick item, huh?

[laughs]

Cecil Turtle:
Sure got the best of him there.

[laughs some more]

Bugs Bunny:
[Roasting a hotdog over the gas] Mmm mmm, nothing like a hotdog cooked out of doors, oops almost forgot old boyscout rule!

[takes out a bucket of water]

Bugs Bunny:
Never go away and leave a fire boining

[throw the water into the shell]

Bugs Bunny:
So long Flash! See ya at Grant's Tomb! If you ever get there.

[just after the police arrested Bugs and took him away, as cartoon concludes, Cecil says an often said trademark of Bugs Bunny]

Cecil Turtle:
Gee, ain't I a stinker?