Rabu Hina

Kaolla Su:
Kaolla Su: adult version. Present, lovely, and accounted for.

[Motoko blasts Keitaro skyward]

Kaolla Su:
Keitaro, did the Earth look blue from up there?

Maehara Shinobu:
By Medical Powers, Rururururu!

Aoyama Motoko:
Secret Arts. Air Splitting Sword.

Aoyama Motoko:
Secret Arts. Rock Splitting Sword.

Motoko Aoyama:
Ever since that elusive, definitely audacious, insolent, high-roller of a turtle showed up here at Hinata Apartments, I haven't had a good night's sleep.

[to Tama-chan, the turtle]

Motoko Aoyama:
Damn you. You're nothing but a lowly Reptilia Anapsida Testudinata.

[Keitaro comments on Motoko's new feminine appearance]

Motoko Aoyama:
C-c-cute? You have the gall to refer to me as CUTE?

Kaolla Su:
Hey, Keitaro, here for a midnight fling? If it's you, I don't mind.

Urashima Keitaro:
W-What are you saying?

Kaolla Su:
By the way, do flings taste good?

[Kitsune "accidentally" dumps water on Naru's cheerleading uniform]

Naru Narusegawa:
W-What the heck are you doing, Kitsune?

Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno:
Sorry! I'm really sorry! My hand slipped!

Naru Narusegawa:
I have to be at work in a few minutes! What am I gonna do now?

Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno:
I feel SO bad! I'll earn your share of the money, so please forgive me!

Naru Narusegawa:
You will?

Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno:
Cross my heart, trust me. Just look into these eyes.

Haruka Urashima:
It's a shame you don't have a boyfriend yet.

Motoko Aoyama:
W-What are you saying? You're my role model, Miss Haruka.

Haruka Urashima:
Role model?

Motoko Aoyama:
You've avoided tawdry romances, relying on no man, and are living your life on your own terms.

Haruka Urashima:
I wouldn't put it in such glowing terms. It's just that living at Hinata Apartments lets me get away with not thinking about things that aren't too pleasant to dwell on.

[Mutsumi gets a perfect score on her practice exam]

Naru Narusegawa:
Wow!

Urashima Keitaro:
You got a perfect score!

Naru Narusegawa:
You're actually a total genius!

Urashima Keitaro:
H-How could you fail the entrance exam three times with these scores?

Mutsumi Otohime:
Well, I'm guessing it's because I'm a klutz and I'm frail, and I'd keep forgetting to write down my name, or I'd faint before reaching the exam hall and be hospitalized.

[Su's become an adult again, and thinks Keitaro's her brother, again]

Kaolla Su:
Come, Brother. Come with me.

Urashima Keitaro:
W-What's happened to you, Su? You're all grown up again!

[Su leans over to kiss Keitaro]

Urashima Keitaro:
Uh, but the adult Su has that exotic, ethnic charm going.

Mutsumi Otohime:
This way, I can take a good, long look at your face. When I look at your face, Keitaro, I feel so tranquil, like I know you from a long, long, time ago. That's what made me want to study with you for our entrance exams. Am I causing trouble for you?

Urashima Keitaro:
N-No.

Mutsumi Otohime:
I want to go to Tokyo U. Together with you.

Kaolla Su:
Hi-ho, Silver! Jitterbug! Rhumba!

Urashima Keitaro:
It had three holes, and I really wanted one!

Urashima Keitaro:
Aaah! What am I worrying about? Concentrate for the upcoming study center test! I have the childhood sweetheart who promised... even if Kisune-san molests me, even if the Kendo woman threatens me, even if Su-chan kicks my ass!

Kaolla Su:
So, what are we gonna do with him?

Narusegawa Naru:
Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell!

Urashima Keitaro:
NOOOOOOOO!

[In Keitaro's room, Kitsune places his hand on her breast]

Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno:
That's worth a month's rent.

Keitaro Urashima:
Huh?

Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno:
What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free.

Keitaro Urashima:
What're you talking about?

[Naru barges in]

Naru Narusegawa:
What do you think you're doing, you sleaze?

Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno:
[Fake sobbing] H-he started grabbing my breasts, going, "You like it here? How about here?"

Keitaro Urashima:
It's the other way around!

[Naru meets flunkee Keitaro at cram school]

Naru Narusegawa:
Third-time loser?

[Screams]

Naru Narusegawa:
Let go of me! What if your grades are contagious?

Haruka Urashima:
You should find a boyfriend, Motoko. It would be a shame if you didn't.

Motoko Aoyama:
What do you mean, Haruka? You know I look up to you, and respect your independence.

Haruka Urashima:
You look up to me?

Motoko Aoyama:
Of course! You're so strong, and don't rely on any man. You live independently on your own two feet without no one to answer to.

Haruka Urashima:
Hmm. Believe me, it's not as great as it might seem. But as long as I'm at the Hinata Apartments, I really don't have time for that. You know, that whole relationship thing.