Race to Witch Mountain

Sara:
We know you're frustrated, Jack Bruno...

Jack Bruno:
No. No more "Jack Bruno this, Jack Bruno that." I've been asking for answers...

Sara:
You already know the answers, Jack Bruno. My brother and I are indeed not from your planet.

Jack Bruno:
[laughs] That's it? So that's it? Mystery solved! You two want me to believe that you're both aliens.

Seth:
It is the truth.

Jack Bruno:
Really? Well, you don't look like aliens.

Sara:
Well, what does an alien look like, Jack Bruno?

Jack Bruno:
You know what aliens look like. They look like, like little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, "Take me to your leader, Earthlings."

Jack Bruno:
You do know how to fly this thing, right?

Seth:
How did you think we got here?

Jack Bruno:
Well, you crashed, remember?

Dr. Alex Friedman:
[crawling through a tunnel] I get claustrophobic in tight palces.

Jack Bruno:
[as they come to a long shaft] How are you with heights?

Jack Bruno:
[to himself] Don't go in the pimped out fridge, Jack...

Jack Bruno:
[after removing the Siphon's helmet] You looked better *with* the helmet!

Sara:
He require some sort of proof. He thinks we're insulting his intelligence.

Jack Bruno:
YOU THINK? You just can't just drop the "we're aliens" bomb, just like that on somebody. Now, I know I've seen some pretty weird things today, but you can't expect me to believe that...

Sara:
[using telekinesis to levitate the objects in the car] I have the ability to move objects with my mind.

Jack Bruno:
That's impossible...

Sara:
No, it's quite possible. On our planet as well as yours. You don't do it, because you haven't learnt to use your full brain capacity.

Jack Bruno:
No... I don't do it because it's kind of creepy and I would like you to stop. [objects dropping]

Jack Bruno:
[to Sara] Just remember that me and Alex, we're only a... a wormhole away.

Sara:
How could it be that a human who is so large in form felt so small inside? [puts her hand on Jack's] Maybe you need help too, Jack Bruno.

Jack Bruno:
[Rushing out of the gambling area] Gotta go!

Dr. Alex Friedman:
What happened to laying low?

Jack Bruno:
Who lays low in Vegas?

Sara:
[Seeing all the researchers around their spaceship] We have to hurry.

Jack Bruno:
Well, tell them that.

Dr. Alex Friedman:
Good idea.

Henry Burke:
[Jack steps forward] A brave but empty gesture, Mr. Bruno.

Jack Bruno:
They're just kids!

Sara:
A wise human once said "You are what you think you are!"

Jack Bruno:
Well why don't you ask HIM?

Seth:
It was the Buddha... He's unavailable!

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