Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy in the Pumpkin Who Couldn't Smile

[opening montage under credits]

Singer:
Somethin' wrong with me. / There's no song with me. / Oh, can't you see that I'm not stupid? / I'm just a glum, glum...

Raggedy Ann:
How can anybody be that mean?

Raggedy Andy:
It's the cruelest mean I've ever heard of.

Raggedy Ann:
Does that answer your question?

Raggedy Andy:
Now all we need is a big old fat pumpkin. I still don't think we...

Aunt Agatha:
Modern parents! Hmph! Letting their children run rampant on the streets at night.

Ralph:
But it's Halloween, Aunt Agatha. They were just having fun.

The Pumpkin:
Oh, why wasn't I left in the pumpkin patch? I coulda gone into another line of work, been a pie or somethin'.

[first lines]

The Pumpkin:
I'm a failure. Nobody wants me. I'm just a reject, an-an orphan. I'm an orphan. Nobody will adopt me. Nobody! Who wants a glum pumpkin? Nobody, that's who.

The Pumpkin:
I can't help it. That's the way I was carved.

Raggedy Andy:
Oh, come on, Ann. Don't tell me you're gonna be fair again.

[last lines]

Raggedy Ann, Raggedy Andy:
A very merry Hallow and a happy new Ween!

[end credits]

Singer:
I'm not a glum, dumb pumpkin! / I'm a real special somethin'. / Nothin' wrong with me. / There's such a song with me. / Come along with me, / And we'll feel free to be just lovin'. / Never a glum, glum pumpkin.