Rags to Riches

Rose Foley:
He's an Aristocrat?

Diane Foley:
So...

Marva Foley:
So? Did he tell you about "the book"?

Diane Foley:
What book?

Rose Foley:
The Aristocrats have this book, see? And...

[they look down and see Mickey standing there listening]

Marva Foley:
Hey shrimp. Would you mind...

Mickey Foley:
Waiting over there. I know, I know...

Diane Foley:
It's true, isn't it? About the book? Well, go ahead...

[throws herself on the bed]

Diane Foley:
Take me! I'm yours!

The Duke:
Come on Diane. Yeah, it's true but I don't care about some stupid book. I care about you!

Nick Foley:
The way to beat this guy is with bad P.R.!

Patty Foley:
Puerto Ricans?

Diane Foley:
I learned the mashed potato here.

Patty Foley:
I had my first milkshake here.

Marva Foley:
The first place I heard Little Richard.

Mickey Foley:
I think I'll use the ladies room one last time.

Marva Foley:
[knocks on door] Snap it up Patty, we're going.

Marva Foley, Diane Foley:
[upon entering the room and finding Patty stuffing the bust of her bathing suit] PATTY!

Patty Foley:
What?

Diane Foley:
That is my bathing suit.

Marva Foley:
And these are my socks [pulls socks out of bathing suit]

Diane Foley:
You can not go to the beach looking like THAT.

Patty Foley:
I like the way I look.

Marva Foley:
What like a walking laundry basket?

Mickey Foley:
What happened to your cut-offs?

Patty Foley:
Cut-offs are for goony birds.I'm tired of looking like a tomboy.I want to look like you guys.

Patty Foley:
[walking in the dark, imitating Dracula] "Diane, I'm coming to eat your hair! Muah ha ha ha ha!"