Raising Dad

Matt Stewart:
I don't need your pity!

Emily Stewart:
Oh, I think you do.

Sam Stewart:
So he went too far and tried to kiss you?

Sarah Stewart:
I wish.

Emily Stewart:
How'd you like my present, Grandpa?

Sam Stewart:
That's the best N'Sync CD I ever heard.

Sarah Stewart:
Kissing you is like kissing an ash tray.

Matt Stewart:
Do you realize the last time I dated, Madonna was a virgin and N'Sync were stem cells.

Sam Stewart:
Well, it's about time you got back in the game. Oh, and by the way, Madonna was never a virgin.

Matt Stewart:
Sarah won't be joining us. She's up in her room morphing dwarves.

Sam Stewart:
Morphing dwarves?

Matt Stewart:
Yeah. First she was Sleepy, then Grumpy, then Happy, now she's Pouty.

Emily Stewart:
There was no dwarf called Pouty.

Matt Stewart:
He was in the director's cut.