Ranma ½: Nettô-hen

Mousse:
Enjoy it while you can, Ranma Saotome. By the time the show's over, you'll know what it feels like to have your true love stolen by another.

Saotome Ranma:
[said softly] How do I explain it? It feels like I've just awakened from a long, refreshing sleep, as if I've experienced an amazingly long dream. I don't know quite how to describe it. It's as if my experiences until now aren't mine. It seems so unreal, as if I have another person's memories.

Tsubasa:
Dear, dear Ukyo, here. [offers gifts]

Uky? Kuonji:
Tsubasa, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but I've already got a fiancee! [echo] Fiancee!

Tsubasa:
[Weeps] Oh, oh!

Saotome Ranma:
[gets stomped on to grill] Ow! That's hot!

Tsubasa:
But rejection only spurred me on! I started sending Ukyo letter after letter, until the skies were frivelled with pretty pink envelopes.

Uky? Kuonji:
I needed some way to get me off easily, so that's when I thought of sending your picture Ranma.

Tend? Akane:
Which picture of Ranma did you send?

Uky? Kuonji:
The girl Ranma of course, what did you think? Tsubasa thought I was a boy, remember? I didn't want anyone to think I was a pervert.