Ready to Rumble

Gordie Boggs:
Buenos nachos!

Sasha:
I didn't know you spoke Spanish.

Gordie Boggs:
Yeah, I took it in high school... a bunch of times.

Sasha:
Are you fluent?

Gordie Boggs:
No, I feel fine.

Goldberg:
Can you... say it now?

Cashier:
I'm your b*tch and you're my daddy.

Jimmy King:
Rolled right off his tongue.

Gordie Boggs:
I puke all the time, and I'm not a p*ssy.

Sasha:
I'd love you to show me your awesome moves...

Gordie Boggs:
Are you sure?

Sasha:
I'm sure.

Jimmy King:
What's she gonna do boob em to death?

Sean Dawkins:
How's my hair look? Finesse?

Gordie Boggs:
Bro, you're driving a truck full of ass juice. I wouldn't worry about your hair.

Gordie Boggs:
We're going back to basics. To find our heart.

Sasha:
Can I come?

Gordie Boggs:
No, because you don't have one.

Sean Dawkins:
Hey Gordy?

Gordie Boggs:
Yea?

Sean Dawkins:
Why does it look like you have your finger in your butt?

Gordie Boggs:
Because I do... stupid.

Eugenia King:
What are ya high? I haven't seen him in two years. All I've got to remember him by is an itchy crotch. You ever see crabs up close? Wanna see?

Gordie Boggs:
Fantastic!

Gordie Boggs:
There's a lot of glare coming off that dome of yours, squirrel nuts!

Cashier:
Listen to me sunshine, I'm gonna open up a fresh can of whoop-ass on ya boy!

Gordie Boggs:
BRING IT ON!

Jimmy King:
Give me the stuff or I'll crown ya!

Gordie Boggs:

Sean Dawkins:
I'll get the... um, um, um... the cheeseburger Maxi Meal.

Gordie Boggs:
...and the Brittany bare-ass buffet!

Gordie Boggs:
You telling me the King's a queen?

Jimmy King:
I will rule you!

Mr. Boggs:
Woah! What the hell are these?

Sean Dawkins:
Those are my nuts.

Mr. Boggs:
Wouldn't you like to be on the other side of this search?

Sean Dawkins:
You want me to grab your nuts?

Gordie Boggs:
Hey kid! Move your fat head. I can't see the fight.

Sean Dawkins:
Sorry, Uncle Billy said these were good seats.

Gordie Boggs:
Uncle Billy sucks!

Sean Dawkins:
Hey, Uncle Billy lost his right nut in 'nam.

Gordie Boggs:
Well kick him in his left nut when you see him. These seats bite!

Sean Dawkins:
If you only have one left, is it still your left nut?

Sean Dawkins:
We're gonna be there! We're going!

Mrs. MacKenzie:
Get me a T-shirt... a really tight one...

Gordie Boggs:
That's gross, Mrs. MacKenzie.

Mr. Boggs:
You gonna be a wrestler? You got trouble wrestlin' your wee-wee out of your trousers to take a leak!

Gordie Boggs:
It's not that I have trouble... just sometimes I don't see the point.

Gordie Boggs:
What about Wendy? She digs you!

Sean Dawkins:
No... she's too much like one of the guys.

Gordie Boggs:
That's bad?

Sean Dawkins:
That's gay.

Sean Dawkins:
Damn allergies.

Gordie Boggs:
Yeah, me too. Damn stupid allergies.

Sean Dawkins:
Unfair, bogus allergies!

Gordie Boggs:
Unfair, cheating, blind ref, bogus Sinclair allergies!

Sean Dawkins:
Damn Dallas Page!

Gordie Boggs:
That's right, Sean! Let it out man!

Sean Dawkins:
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

Sean Dawkins:
Alright, it's a little strange! But what are we supposed to do?

Gordie Boggs:
Exactly!

Sean Dawkins:
WHAT?

Gordie Boggs:
Uh... you're parents aren't dead anymore either...

Gordie Boggs:
You guys better get out of here. My dad'll shoot you. He will.

Jimmy King:
I just gave him a little flick!

Sean Dawkins:
Well, he's your friend, right? And you can't turn your back on a friend!... Right?

Mr. Boggs:
Just cause it's your dream doesn't make it right or noble or whatever! Charles Mason was following his dream! Joseph Stalin, Michael Bolton, you get the picture!

Sean Dawkins:
That's my best friend in the whole world right there!... He's not really a cop though!

Jimmy King:
I got three words for you, baby! Nine One One!

Sean Dawkins:
Give us a "Rule You" please? C'mon!

Gordie Boggs:
No, no, no, wait, give us a "Be Gone!"

Jimmy King:
How bout this... GO GET MY DAMN BEER YOU FRIGGIN MORONS!

Jimmy King:
Wakie Wakie, Hands off Snakey!

Sal Bandini:
Sal Bandini! Wanna wrestle?

Sal Bandini:
Don't let up until you hear cartilage snap, or they crap in their pants.

Sean Dawkins:
Crown us. Crown us, c'mon.

Gordie Boggs:
Crown us!

Sean Dawkins:
Please crown us!

Gordie Boggs:
CROWN US!

Jimmy King:
Yeah!

Gordie Boggs:
Aw, that was great, man!

Jimmy King:
Ya happy now?