Red vs. Blue Season 9

Pvt. Leonard L. Church:
God dammit, I can't even have one f***ing moment to myself. Can't even be alone with my thoughts, not even for a second. Someone's always gotta f***ing yell, or scream or, "come look at this; what's going on over here" or "hey Church, help me out, I don't know what the f*** I'm doing." F***ing a**holes. God I forgot how much this place sucks.

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
Now when he gets up here, remember the plan.

Pvt. Lavernius Tucker:
Plan? What plan?

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
We only have one shot at this, don't let it fall apart.

Pvt. Lavernius Tucker:
Why are you talking to me like this is supposed to make sense? Is this another one o' your idiot schemes to make Church your best friend?

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
Okay shhh- remember, let me do the talking.

Pvt. Lavernius Tucker:
Do the talking about what, idiot?

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
Don't worry, I got this.

Pvt. Lavernius Tucker:
What would I be worried about, I don't even know what you're doing.

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
[Church shows up out of breath] Hey Church, welcome to the cliff.

Pvt. Leonard L. Church:
Hey guys, hey guys-hhh, man, whoo!

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
Okay, abort. The plan did not work.

Pvt. Lavernius Tucker:
That was it? Okay now I actually wanna know, what was the plan? 'Cause apparently phase one was saying hi. What was next, were you gonna wave?

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
Abort. Abort.