Reggie Perrin

Reggie Perrin:
That's the trouble with living for the moment. Buggers up the next moment.

Reggie Perrin:
My marriage is like an aircraft's black box. It's mysterious, but completely indestructable.

Chris:
I didn't get where I am today by dressing like the bride at a lesbian wedding.

[the company medical officer comes to visit Reggie]

Wellness Person:
Hello Reggie.

Reggie Perrin:
Hello, slightly pointless wellness person.

Chris:
You know what I wanted to be when I was a child Reggie?

Reggie:
Megalomaniac businessman?... Completely wild guess.

Chris:
No. A panda.