Registered Nurse

Intern:
Seems there's been a young riot down to Sadie's place.

Dr. Greg Connolly:
That so? Any of the girls hurt?

Intern:
A couple. Sadie too. She came in looking like a hamburger.

Hospital Employee:
Doctor, you're wanted in the emergency room.

Dr. Greg Connolly:
I'll be right there...

Sadie Harris:
[In the emergency room, Nurse Hammond dabs at Madame Sadie's blackened eye with an alcohol swab] Whaddya wanna do? Put my eye out?

Nurse Gloria Hammond:
Sorry. Seems as if somebody already beat me to it.

Sadie Harris:
Yes, wait'll I lay my hands on him the big... begonia. Oh, isn't that doctor ever coming?

Nurse Gloria Hammond:
Dr. Connolly'll be right up. We're pretty busy here tonight.

Sadie Harris:
Lotta customers, eh? You must put on a good show.

Nurse Gloria Hammond:
I've never heard any applause.

Dr. Greg Connolly:
[Dr. Connolly enters] I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

Sadie Harris:
Why Mr. Gregory! Fancy meeting you here!

[Nurse Hammond furrows her brow disapprovingly at the doctor]

Dr. Greg Connolly:
[nervously] Why... I'm afraid you must be mistaken madam. I'm Dr. Connolly.

Sadie Harris:
Oh, uh, ok Doc. Never saw ya before.

Sadie Harris:
I wanted to see you about Miss Benton. I want her for my nurse.

Nurse McKenna:
Everyone does. She's one of our best nurses.

Sadie Harris:
Oh, I'll pay extra.

Nurse McKenna:
I think it can be arranged. I wish we had more like her. They're very hard to find.

Sadie Harris:
It's a problem, isn't it, getting good girls? I have the same trouble over at my place.

Nurse McKenna:
Oh yes, Miss Benton told me. You have sort of a... a beauty parlor?

Sadie Harris:
Yeah, I guess you *could* call it that.

Nurse McKenna:
I see.

Sadie Harris:
Ya know, your best girls are always leaving ya, setting up in business for themselves. Sometimes right across the street.

Nurse McKenna:
Oh, that's very difficult! But then the help question always is.

Sadie Harris:
You've said it!

Nurse McKenna:
I hope your shop will function alright until you return.

Sadie Harris:
Oh, it'll get along alright. It's one of those businesses that just runs itself. You know, it just rolls on and on and on.

Dr. Greg Connolly:
They won't put much over on her.

Dr. Hedwig:
That sounds like experience talking.

Dr. Greg Connolly:
That young lady knows all the answers.

Dr. Hedwig:
I take it you haven't got to first base.

Dr. Greg Connolly:
First base? I'm still at the plate and the pitching it brutal.

Dr. Hedwig:
Well, perhaps she doesn't like being just one of the crowd.

Dr. Greg Connolly:
Well, you know me...

Nurse McKenna:
Jerry, I think I'll have another one of those pink suspenders.

Miss Dixon:
Me too!

Jerry:
Alright., then. [Pours a cocktail] How wold you care for a bosom caresser?

Nurse McKenna:
A what?

Jerry:
They call it that because it warms you all the way down.

Nurse McKenna:
Well, why not!

Flo - Sadie's Maid:
You sure is got a grand figure, madame. Where you is inflated and deflated in the right places.