Roarin' Lead

Hackett:
[referring to Doris] It's very trying to have a woman at a business conference.

Lullaby Joslin:
[ridiculing the uniformed cattle police] Hey, mister, settle a bet. Do you work for the local funeral parlor?

Captain Gardner:
[snarling] Yeah! I bury clowns like you.

Adopter:
[an unpleasant prospective adoptive parent solely interested in getting a young boy to do manual labor] Well, I guess you ain't got nuthin' wrong with yuh. Can you cut wood?

Bobby:
[taking an immediate dislike for the adopter, he chooses to ridicule him] No! Can you? How often do you take a bath? Do you brush your teeth every morning? Do you know the Lord's Prayer? Do you go to church every Sunday morning?

Adopter:
[taking umbrage at the open disrespect] You looka here, young fella...

Bobby:
[comtinuimg his tirade] How much s seven times six?

Bobby:
[turning to Doris to further mock the adopter] See for yourself! He won't do!

Adopter:
[as Bobby runs way, he runs after him in pursuit] Come back here you...!

Lullaby Joslin:
[on stage with an audience] Well, Elmer, how do you feel?

Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy:
Fine.

Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy:
[looking around] Say, what is this?

Lullaby Joslin:
This is the opera house. Whatta yuh think of it.?

Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy:
It ain't so hot. Kinda smells bad in places - especially back there where Mr. Hackett is.

Lullaby Joslin:
[the audience laughs derisively at Hackett] Well, Elmer, that's not nice. Don't you realize that Mr. Hackett is one of the biggest executives in this town?

Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy:
Is that so?

Lullaby Joslin:
You don't even know what a executive is!

Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy:
Oh, no? An executive is a man that loses other people's money... like Mr. Hackett.