Robinson

Hannah:
So, according to Freud I secretly want a penis.

Stephanie:
I didn't think that was a secret.

Brian:
I can't help but feel like Freud would enjoy analyzing you two.

Stephanie:
You know what? F*** Freud.

Ashley:
You're a train wreck, and not the beautiful kind.

Ashley:
Look, Hannah. I know a million guys that would kill to be with you. I just want to kill you.

Ashley:
Hey, do you wanna watch a movie?

Ashley:
Her name was Nicole, and I f***ing loved her. But she was so afraid that I was gonna break her heart. And she said that if I broke her heart she wouldn't be able to take it. So she found someone else... and someone else, and someone else, and someone else, and she f***ed every single one of them. And by f***ing all of them, she f***ed me too - just not in the good way.

Ashley:
Oops - I probably should've put a bullet in the gun.

Hannah:
That's not fair!

Ashley:
What do you mean it's not fair? It's in the script.

Hannah:
What?

Ashley:
The script. Did you think I was just gonna setup a camera and press record? You gotta have a script. Every movie has a script.

Ashley:
Hannah? Your friends just left. They're not as pretty as you are. Are they whores too?

Ashley:
I thought you were gorgeous the first day of class - like a supermodel. You had that walk. That walk that guys like me write songs about... I'm sick of writing songs, Hannah. I'm sick of writing songs for girls who don't deserve a quarter note from a bagpipe. When we're young it's different: chase skirts, break hearts, die young. You do what you're told and act like you don't. But then we go off to college and something changes. They say we're adults now but we don't wanna grow up. So what do we do? Girls buy dresses that cut off at the shoulder and stop at the hip. Boys forget how to love and learn how to lie. We all wanna be rockstars, but none of us can sing. And if you cut a line of coke in front of us we would sit in the corner and drink the cheap beer. The worst part is, is that we hate ourselves for it, but no one will say a word. And when the dust settles, we laugh.