Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II

Darth Vader:
Welcome my master! The Death Star construction is proceeding...

Emperor Palpatine:
[interrupting Vader] Yeah! Great! Fine! Whatever. That flight was a f***ing nightmare man. My stupid tray table broke and I ended up with a gallon of coffee in my crotch; it was like dunking my wang in hot lava. Something you have some experience with I guess, huh? Right?

Darth Vader:
[shamefully] Yes...

Darth Vader:
[pointing to a black suitcase with a white stripe that is passing by Vader and Palpatine on a luggage conveyor belt] Is that yours?

Emperor Palpatine:
No! For the hundredth time, that's that same stupid black bag. Mine dosen't have a stripe. It's like that stripey bag is mocking me... F*** you stripey bag.

Emperor Palpatine:
Well, my suitcase is gone; sacrificed to the airport guards. Now I'm here for two f***ing weeks with one f***ing robe. Ohh! Now it's sticking to me like a wet Kleenex.

Emperor Palpatine:
[as a surfboard is passing by him on the Death Star luggage conveyor belt] Wow, for real?

Han Solo:
The empire is chasing us, they simply will not cease! Oh man my nuts are freezing Ken i'm about this b*tch

Han Solo, Luke Skywalker:
Peace!

Mon Mothma:
[to Restaurant waiter] I'll have the calimari.

Admiral Ackbar:
Well. I guess I'll have the insensitive b*tch. With a side of f*** you!