Rock 'n' Wrestling

Hulk Hogan:
Your making Hulk MAD!

Rowdy Roddy Piper:
I HATE ROCK N ROLL!

The Iron Sheik:
Hogan phooey!

The Junkyard Dog:
Another one bites the dust.

Nikolai Volkoff:
I think we booby trapped our own instruments Comrad Sheik.

The Iron Sheik:
YOU BOBBY TRAPPED YOUR OWN BRAIN IS WHAT YOU DID!

Hulk Hogan:
You won't beleive how funny it will be unless you watch todays show.

The Fabulous Moolah:
Take good care of them.

Tito Santana:
We will.

The Fabulous Moolah:
[to Tito] I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Dangerous Donna.

Donna:
Dont worry Aunt Moolah I'll take good care of them. [laughs]

Rowdy Roddy Piper:
[after Piper had crashed into a police car and Hogan had said something to him] [shouts] Shut your face, you ugly baboon!

Police Officer:
[to Piper] One more remark like that I'll have you thrown in jail, mister.

Sarge:
[Hogan as a kid has called the cops, reporting the stolen Hulkmobile the car thieves had stolen] Is that right? Stolen you said, and who did you say you were again?

Cop:
What do ya got, Sarge?

Sarge:
[to cop] Some kid trying to pull a prank, and get this, he says he's Hulk Hogan.

Cop:
Hulk Hogan? [laughs]

Sarge:
[shouts] Now, you listen to me, son. We're too busy round here for jokes. Hang up now and don't call again or you will be in a lot of trouble. [hangs up]

Hulk Hogan:
[to the others] He wouldn't believe me. He thought I was playing a joke.

Bobby The Brain Heenan:
[after The Iron Sheik had scratched Heenan's car during a drivers test] Look what you have done to my car!

Hulk Hogan:
[Hogan goes into a cabin on the boat, looking for Hillbilly Jim who's been kidnapped] Hillbilly Jim?

Man:
Do I look like a Hillbilly to you, mister? [throws a boot at Andre]

Hulk Hogan:
Sorry.

Rowdy Roddy Piper:
What's the matter, Hogan? Afraid you might be outclassed?

Hulk Hogan:
The only way you freaks could outclass us is in a dogshow!

Hillbilly Jim:
Poor Mortimer. We'll never save him now.

The Junkyard Dog:
If it wasn't for that stupid raccoon we wouldn't be in this mess.

Hillbilly Jim:
[shouts] Don't talk bad about Mortimer.

The Junkyard Dog:
[shouts] Who gonna stop me?

[Hillbilly and JYD start to fight]

Wendi Richter:
[stops Hillbilly and JYD from fighting] Will you stop acting like kids?

Andre the Giant:
But we are kids.

Sarge:
[Hogan as a kid has called the cops, reporting the stolen Hulkmobile the car thieves had stolen] Is that right? Stolen you said, and who did you say you were again?

Cop:
What do ya got, Sarge?

Sarge:
[to cop] Some kid trying to pull a prank, and get this, he says he's Hulk Hogan.

Cop:
Hulk Hogan?

[laughs]

Sarge:
[shouts] Now, you listen to me, son. We're too busy round here for jokes. Hang up now and don't call again or you will be in a lot of trouble.

[hangs up]

Hulk Hogan:
[to the others] He wouldn't believe me. He thought I was playing a joke.