Rockula

Rockula

Rockula is a 1990 American comedy film directed by Luca Bercovici. The story centers on a vampire under a curse (the tagline is: "He's a vampire that hasn't scored in 400 years—tonight's the night!"). It was written by Bercovici and Jefery Levy. Dean Cameron stars as the vampire Ralph LaVie, Toni Basil plays Phoebe LaVie, Ralph's mother, and Thomas Dolby is the villain Stanley. Bo Diddley has somewhat more than a cameo as Axman, playing in Ralph's band, incidentally named Rockula. The director of photography was John Schwartzman, later the DP on Seabiscuit and Saving Mr. Banks.

Genre: Comedy, Horror, Musical
Stars: Dean Cameron, Toni Basil, Thomas Dolby, Tawny Fere
Production: Cannon Home Video
 
IMDB:
5.4
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PG-13
Year:
1990
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772 Views

Phoebe:
And as for the father of our country, let me tell you, he may have been hell on the battlefield, but in bed, he was as wooden as his teeth!

Phoebe:
Well, you can say that the night is full of danger, but you know, to the night, you're not a stranger. You know what I mean?

Ralph:
Mona, I'm a vampire.

Mona:
And I'm the bride of Frankenstein.

Ralph:
No seriously, Mona, it's the truth. I'm not a bad vampire--I am a bad vampire--I'm not very good at it, I don't bite people -- but I am a vampire!

Ralph:
If it wasn't for Red Cross donations, this vampire would die!

Stanley:
I'm thinking of starting my own record label, you know -- "Morgue Music," or "Death Records," or maybe just "R.I.P." It's sort of catchy, don't you think?

Stanley:
You might say I have a -- a STAKE in what happens to you. I mean, I think Rockula's gonna take off like a bat out of hell. The world is full of bloodsuckers and I would hate for anything to happen to you!

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