Rocky Horror Show Live

Frank-N-Furter:
Unlock a mind, unmind a lock. It's the same as the beginning of the end. Do you follow?

Janet:
No.

Brad:
It's an anagram, Janet.

[to Rocky]

Frank-N-Furter:
You are the result of many hours of toil.

Audience:
And wanking!

Magenta:
He's lucky, I'm lucky, you're lucky, we're all lucky!

Columbia:
All except Eddie.

Narrator:
"If" and "only," two small words... words that kept repeating themselves again and again in Janet's thoughts. But It was too late to go back now, it was as if she were riding a giant...

Audience:
Cock!

Narrator:
Well, I have "tidal wave," but "cock" is better.

Stephen Fry:
I would like, if I may...

Audience:
You may!

Stephen Fry:
...to take you...

Man in audience:
Take me!

Stephen Fry:
Perhaps later... on a strange journey.

Audience:
How strange?

Stephen Fry:
You'd be surprised.

Stephen Fry:
It seemed a fairly ordinary night...

Audience:
Ordinary?

Stephen Fry:
Mmmm... when Brad Majors...

Audience:
A**hole!

Stephen Fry:
You've met.

Stephen Fry:
It's true that there were dark storm clouds...

Audience:
Describe your balls!

Stephen Fry:
...heavy, black and pendulous... Curses upon you!... towards which they were driving. It's true also that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of...

Man in audience:
A blowj*b!

Stephen Fry:
Yes, please.