Rowan Atkinson Live

The Devil:
The French, are you here? If you'd just like to come down here with the Germans, I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about.

Headmaster:
Quite frankly, Tommy is in trouble. Recently, his behavior has left a great deal to be desired.

Tommy's Father:
Oh dear.

Headmaster:
He seems to take no interest in school life whatsoever, he refuses to "muck in" on the sports field, and it's weeks since any master has received any written work from him. Quite frankly, if he wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled.

Tommy's Father:
I beg your pardon?

Headmaster:
Yes, EXPELLED.

The Devil:
I am the Devil, but you can call me Toby. We try to keep things informal around here. And infernal.

The Devil:
That's uh, a little joke. I tell it every time.

The Devil:
Atheists? Over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of nitwits.