Rubin and Ed

Rubin:
I am the king of the echo people!

Rubin:
My cat can eat a whole watermelon.

Ed:
I'll be quiet. Quiet as a well-digger's ass.

Rubin:
Why don't you keep your hands off other people's refrigerators!

Ed:
Man, it is el warmo out here.

Rubin's Mother:
Why don't you go out and make yourself a friend?

Rubin:
No!

Rubin:
No!

Ed:
Oh it's going to get weird now, isn't it?

Ed:
You know what the biggest difference between you and a rich man is? He has money and you don't! And if you were smart, you would ask yourself why!

Ed:
You know what the biggest difference between me and a rich man is? He has my bitchy wife and I don't! And if he were smart, he would ask himself why!

Ed:
All those years in bed, I never had ONE! SINGLE! ORGASM!

Rula:
ARRGGGLE!