Ruby Blue

Dick:
What are you doing?

Jack:
I'm trying to get away from some French bird.

Dick:
Don't sound too bad to me.

Jack:
She's trying to cook me dinners.

Dick:
That's sounds even better.

Jack:
Oh God, you're so French!

Stephanie:
[looking at the graffiti on Jack's house] What means "Pede"?

Jack:
She thinks I interfere with kids.

Stephanie:
P?dophile?

[after punching an adult bully with an uppercut]

Stephanie:
French army, middle weight, nineteen seventy-eight.