Ruby Gloom

[the house has just taken off into the sky like a rocket]

Len:
I can't believe it.

Frank:
The house. It's... up.

Poe:
For the first time, I'm speechless. Really, really speechless. I couldn't say a word really. Nothing comes to mind.

Skull Boy:
Right! Bit of a sticky wicket this. Now, if we want Iris to play ball with Ruby, we need a stiff upper lip, and a lot of elbow grease! [Misery, Frank, Len, and Scaredy all stare blankly] Thank goodness I'm related to a long line of generals, or I wouldn't have understood what I just said either.

Iris:
[whenever she has an accident] I'm good!

Misery:
I hate the rain, bad things happen to me when it rains.

Ruby Gloom:
Well, look on the bright side, Misery, bad things happen to you when it doesn't rain.

Poe:
Skullboy, would you pass the pepper, please?

Skull Boy:
Sorry, Poe, no can do, it's against the lay-about code of conduct, most I can do for is just: give a look.

Poe:
Fine! I didn't need it away.

Iris:
My swing!

Len, Frank:
Our space!

Scaredy Bat:
My sanity! thank you.

Mayham:
Here kitty, kitty!

Pterodactyl:
Swaaak! A Pterodactyl fell in the living room

Misery:
Never all perfect when Misery's family come to call, huh?... Uh, mint?

Misery:
Don't worry, ceilings always cause problems for me, too. That and walls.

Ruby Gloom:
Misery! It's raining on your parade!

Misery:
At least it's not acid rain.

Skull Boy:
We demand an answer. Who are you, what are you doing with Poe?

Frank:
Technically that's two answers.

Len:
But we still demand them.

Malaise:
You must be Ruby, Misery has told us so much about you. You really talk to yourself in the bathtub?

Ruby Gloom:
Uh, well, I...

Frank:
Doorbell rings B miner,'chuckle' neat.

Ruby Gloom:
That must be our guest. Ruby hops to the door Just a minute!

Misery:
Misery walks up to her Ruby, have to warn you my cousins together are-.

Ruby Gloom:
Restrained but delightful, I'm sure. Ruby swings the doors and her arm with greetings. Welcome, family!

Malaise:
Can we come in?

Ruby Gloom:
Be my-. one of the cousins fell asleep on the floor. -Guest.

Frank:
Unbelievable, on the seventh anniversary when Misery was rescued from a ice flow, she's stuck on a ice flow.

Len:
I believe that it called: Onomatopoeia.

Frank:
No, Len, It's not. It's irony.

Len:
Well, that sure would be easier to spell.

Skull Boy:
Ah-ha, I need everyone to everything got on them.

Frank:
Whoa, Skullboy, don't you want to wait until dead first, Before you take our stuff?

Len:
Unless... we're dead now.

Frank:
In which case, we won't be needing this stuff.

[Frank tosses money onto the floor towards Skullboy]

Poe:
Oh, how long we must stay here? I was so hungry I didn't get breakfast.

Scaredy Bat:
You are not at all I expecting.

Tooth fairy:
'chuckle' Me neither. You think it's easy to sneak in people rooms late at night to swipe their teeth?

Scaredy Bat:
It sounds utterly intruding, I'm scaredy.

Tooth fairy:
Yah, I get that a lot. One of this days I going to get a complex.

Scaredy Bat:
No, no-no, my name is Scaredy! 'giggle' Nice... to meet you, um~.

[Scaredy Bat offered his hand for the Tooth fairy to shake and The Tooth fairy accept his handshake in top speed]

Tooth fairy:
Your over worked, confused and utterly bored Tooth fairy.

Misery:
This is more fun then the day I almost lost four toes in the Gloomsville ice storm!

Ruby Gloom:
...We had an ice storm?

Misery:
Everything worked out that day, ten toes at last count!

Vendetta:
What? It must be some kind of...Aaaaaaah!!!

Misery:
Is that diamonds?