Running Scared

Ray Hughes:
How come these losers never live on the ground floor?

Danny Costanzo:
Let's bust 'em.

Ray Hughes:
For what?

Danny Costanzo:
In this neighborhood, a Mercedes is probable cause.

Danny Costanzo:
I'm gonna call for backup.

Ray Hughes:
Backup?

Danny Costanzo:
Everyone else does!

Danny Costanzo:
Look, Snake. From here, the angle of trajectory - Oh, great. Look who I'm talking to. Mr. S.A.T.'s.

Danny Costanzo:
Thanks to us, there's twelve guys with machine guns in there.

Ray Hughes:
You're right. We better both go.

Ray Hughes:
Pointing a gun at a police officer. Can we waste them for that?

Danny Costanzo:
I think so.

Ray Hughes:
Pointing a gun at an officer? Can we waste them for that?

Danny Costanzo:
I think so.

Ray Hughes:
It's not the volts. It's the amps.

Danny Costanzo:
Detective Sigliano? Hi, my name is Pinky, and I used to inform for Hughes and Costanzo but they don' pay me no mo'... Oh, no! You see, I'm watching the new "Jeopardy!" and a man just lost a Bible question because he did not know what Deuteronomy wa-as... Anyway, I want you guys to get Gonzalez and show up Hughes and Costanzo 'cause they don' pay me no mo', 'n I'm ma-ad!

Danny Costanzo:
Oh, sure. Nag at me! Nagging's good! You still owe me ten bucks and I never said anything!

Ray Hughes:
You want it now?

Danny Costanzo:
YEAH, I WANT IT NOW!

Danny Costanzo:
Excuse me, we're from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?

Danny Costanzo:
Why weren't we on that track?

Ray Hughes:
Oh, now you're going to criticize my driving?

Danny Costanzo:
Well, it's just that you get to do all the dangerous stuff, and I get to parallel park.

Ray Hughes:
Hey, whaddya expect? I'm a paisan'! What do you want me to do, cook you up a pot of Ragù? You want me to sweat garlic for you? Huh? Sing an opera? Lose a war?

Ray Hughes:
How come the bad guys always have the good cars?

Danny Costanzo:
Do they play the same music at home that they play in the office?

Danny Costanzo:
They're gonna have a lot of clown paintings on their walls.

Ray Hughes:
We lost the suspect, our keys, our car, OUR PANTS!

Ray Hughes:
Listen, Snake, here's the situation: I have this gun here. Now I am going to take the gun out and I am going to shoot a lot of holes in the door. If you are standing if front of the door, what can I tell ya? Some of the holes are gonna be in you. Ya catching my drift, Snake?

Danny Costanzo:
Hey, this bulletproof glass really works!

Ray Hughes:
Thank you Ace!

Danny Costanzo:
I can't roll the window down!

Ray Hughes:
You a**hole Ace!

Captain Logan:
You are the detectives. Go and detect.

Anna:
You can't be a kid your whole life, you're gonna have to grow up!

Danny Costanzo:
Why? I don't like grown ups.

Danny Costanzo:
If you hurt that lady, you'll never be dead enough.

Ray Hughes:
What about that dentist?

Anna:
Who?

Ray Hughes:
Right.

Ray Hughes:
Danny is working on his next ex-wife.

Lab Technician at Airport:
This is real sh*t. This coke is pure sh*t.

Ray Hughes:
It's good sh*t, right?

Lab Technician at Airport:
I mean bad sh*t.

Ray Hughes:
Bad sh*t like, "this sh*t is bad?"

Lab Technician at Airport:
It's sh*t sh*t. This sh*t isn't worth sh*t. There's barely enough coke in here to attract the dogs. Anybody caught on the street with this would get killed.

Danny Costanzo:
Hablo Smith and Wesson. You have the right to remain DEAD. Anything you do will be used against you. You have the right to a coroner. If you cannot afford one, we will appoint a medical examiner for you.

Danny Costanzo:
Garcia, I said one backup - one backup - you bring the Rose Parade!

Ray Hughes:
You need a drink.

Danny Costanzo:
No, I need lots of drinks.