Sabretooth

Catherine:
This animal deserves a chance to live!

Bob Thatcher:
It had a chance... 10,000 years ago.

Casey:
He could be right behind me and I wouldn't even know it!

Trent Parks:
I don't think I want to go camping anymore. Let's do something a little more peaceful... like bungee jumping, or sky diving!

Trent Parks:
We got to get out of here.

Casey:
Where's Lola? Trent, where is she? You left her behind?

Trent Parks:
It had her. There was nothing I could do. It's one of those dinosaurs.

Casey:
What?

Trent Parks:
Those tigers with the teeth.

Casey:
A sabretooth?

Bob Thatcher:
What?

Leon Tingel:
You're talking crazy, man. They're extinct.

Bob Thatcher:
No, you look. This is all yours.

Catherine:
Look, I didn't know. I thought I was doing something great!

Bob Thatcher:
Great for Catherine.

Casey:
At least we'll be safe if we're attacked by boards.

Trent Parks:
That's called humor, right?

Leon Tingel:
Trent, Trent, who is that?

Trent Parks:
That's your fearless leader on this trip the Ice Queen.

Leon Tingel:
Yeah, maybe I can warm her up.

Jason:
Excuse me. Umm, what type of facilities will we have on this shindig?

Casey:
Facilities?

Jason:
Yeah. You know for like, bathing, scrubbing, stuff like that.

Trent Parks:
He wants to know where the bathrooms are.

Jason:
Yeah.

Casey:
Welcome to the great outdoors.

Trent Parks:
Where the world is your toilet.

Lola Rodriguez:
Poor guy, how'd you get roped into this?

Jason:
My mom said I was spending too much time in front of the computer. So I told her I'd go virtual camping. She told me she'd give me a virtual beating and I don't know. She said the fresh air would do me some good. I don't know if there's enough air up here to be fresh, though.

Trent Parks:
You can't baby 'em.

Casey:
I'm doing the training this year.

Trent Parks:
You might as well do it right.

Casey:
Are you gonna criticize everything I do?

Lola Rodriguez:
Are you two gonna fight like this the whole time? Jeez, I might as well be at my house.

Trent Parks:
Do it your way.

Leon Tingel:
He's an a**hole, anyway.

Trent Parks:
He's just trying to get in your pants, Casey.

Casey:
Yeah, well maybe he will.

Catherine:
Do you think you can find it?

Bob Thatcher:
How much lead time does it have?

Anthony Bricklin:
About four hours. You can catch it easily.

Bob Thatcher:
A big cat like that can cover a lot of territory. It could be anywhere by now.

Anthony Bricklin:
But you can catch it.

Bob Thatcher:
Oh yeah, I can find it.

Catherine:
Then we should get started. I'll get my things.

Bob Thatcher:
Oh no, I do this alone.

Catherine:
Not this time.

Anthony Bricklin:
Believe me, you'll find it useful to have us around.

Bob Thatcher:
You want to come too? You're just gonna slow me down.

Catherine:
Then you'll be slowed down.

Bob Thatcher:
Maybe I'll just pass.

Anthony Bricklin:
Is this about your fee? I am prepared to be generous.

Bob Thatcher:
You know, everything is not always about money, Anthony.

Anthony Bricklin:
Don't be preposterous, of course it is.

Casey:
That's not funny, Leon!

Leon Tingel:
Yes it is. What're you talking about?

Lola Rodriguez:
I hope you fall, GI Joke.

Anthony Bricklin:
This thing must weigh 120 lbs.

Bob Thatcher:
You wanted to come along.

Anthony Bricklin:
Yeah, but it's my safari.

Catherine:
Stop whining, Anthony, and let's go.

Anthony Bricklin:
You're meant to be on my side.

Catherine:
No, you're supposed to be on my side.

Anthony Bricklin:
And who's side are you on?

Kara Harmon:
Her side, of course.

Anthony Bricklin:
I hate the poor.

Trent Parks:
Truth or dare?

Lola Rodriguez:
Dare. No, I want truth.

Trent Parks:
You ever slept with a girl?

Casey:
Okay, I'm going to bed. I'm kind of tired.

Lola Rodriguez:
No. Have you?

Catherine:
Would you stop pacing?

Anthony Bricklin:
Look, you do what you do, I'll do what I do. I pace, you probably ride a broomstick.

Trent Parks:
You okay?

Casey:
I'll be all right once we get off this mountain.

Bob Thatcher:
They split here. The campers go that way, the cat goes that way.

Catherine:
Then that's where we go.

Bob Thatcher:
Wrong.

Catherine:
We follow the cat.

Bob Thatcher:
You do what you want. I'll do what I got to do.

Catherine:
Come on, Anthony, we're going to find that cat.

Anthony Bricklin:
Maybe we should stick together.

Catherine:
Don't tell me you're afraid.

Anthony Bricklin:
Of course not, but it's getting dark, and I think it'd be wiser to stick together.

Catherine:
I thought you had a pair, Anthony.

Anthony Bricklin:
I do and I'd like to keep them.