Sag-haye velgard

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Gol-Ghotai:
Zahed, did you tell dad what mother said? Did you tell him?

Zahed:
Yes.

Gol-Ghotai:
Did he feel sorry for us?

Zahed:
He said: "I went to fight in a Holy War. Your mother married again. Didn't she love me?"

Gol-Ghotai:
She married again because we were hungry. Now that man is dead.

Zahed:
Dad said that's good, and if mum dies, they can make love in Hell.

Gol-Ghotai:
What's Hell?

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Old crazy man:
[very angry] If I piss in the North, America occupies the South. If I piss in the South, the Russians move in on the North. You won't even let me sh*t in peace!