Sand Sharks

Amanda Gore:
[after the shark ate a girl] That's gonna be bad for business.

Sandy Powers:
If it's anything like it's mother... it's big... and it's hungry!

Angus McSorely:
Like a porker in a cup cake cafe.

Sandy Powers:
We're stuck between a rock... and a shark place.

Sandy Powers:
Eat this you sand of a b*tch.

Jimmy Green:
Everybody just calm down. Pull yourself together.

Willie:
Calm down? Jimmy? we gotta call the cops. We gotta stop sandman.

Jimmy Green:
What? No NO. We can't, I can't.

Willie:
What do you mean you can't? Of course you can.

Jimmy Green:
I can't Willie, you know what will happen to me if we close this down. Come on we got the greatest beach party in history going on, we can't blow that just cause some mafia b*tch lost her head

Willie:
Jimmy it's not just about Amanda OK? It's Sparky, it's your father, it's everybody who has died so far.

Jimmy Green:
I know I was there Willie. For your information, my father, Sparky and Amanda would all say the show must go on, so the show WILL go on.

Willie:
Are you serious right now? [outraged]

Jimmy Green:
As a heart attack [tilts his head] or shark attack.

Jimmy Green:
I love the smell of napalm in the afternoon!