Sandlot

Benny:
Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.

Benny:
Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun. I mean, if you were having fun you would've caught that ball. You ever have a paper route?

Smalls:
I helped a guy once.

Benny:
Okay, well chuck it like you throw paper. When your arm gets here, just let go. Just let go, its that easy.

Smalls:
How do I catch it.

Benny:
Just stand out there and stick your glove out in the air. I'll take care of it.

Mom:
Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer, lots of them.

Smalls:
Yeah, I know. But I'm not good at anything, mom. Face it, I'm just an egghead.

Smalls:
You were all leaving, so I thought I'd hop the...

Squints:
If you'da been thinkin you wouldn't 'a thought that.

Squints:
It's about time Benny, my clothes are goin' outa style.

"The Babe":
Heros get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong.

Benny:
Got a fireplace?

Scotty Smalls:
Yeah.

Benny:
Throw that in there, man.

"The Babe":
Let me tell you something kid; Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes.

Mr. Mertle:
I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand.

Ham Porter:
Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?

Smalls:
I haven't had anything.

Ham Porter:
No, do you wanna s'more!

Smalls:
I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?

Ham Porter:
You're killing me Smalls!

Ham Porter:
This pop isn't workin', Benny! I'm bakin' like a toasted cheeser! It's so hot here!

Ham Porter:
You know, if my dog were as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.

Smalls:
Oh yeah, the Great Bambino. Of course! I thought you said the Great Bambi.

Ham Porter:
That wimpy deer?

Smalls:
Yeah, I guess. Sorry.

Wendy Peffercorn:
Little pervert!

Squints:
Come on Squints. Squints!

Timmy:
Come on, Squints, come on!

Scotty Smalls:
COME ON SQUINTS, YOU CAN DO IT! PULL THROUGH BUD!

Benny Rodriguez:
Come on, man, come on!

Yeah Yeah:
Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.

Tommy:
Squints! Come on man!

Bertram:
My God, he looks like a dead fish.

Squints:
*Opens eyes and smiles*

Squints:
*Kisses Wendy*

Wendy Peffercorn:
*Muffled scream* UGH! LITTLE PERVERT!

Timmy:
Oh, man, he's in deep SH*T!

Squints:
Come on, Benny. Man. The kid is a...

Squints:
L, 7, WEENIE!

Squints:
Where did your old man get that ball?

Smalls:
I don't know. Some lady gave it to him. She even signed her name on it... Ruth. Baby Ruth.

Ham Porter:
Benny, why'd you bring that kid?

Benny:
Because he makes nine of us.

Yeah Yeah:
Yeah yeah, so does my sister, but I didn't bring her along!

Smalls:
I was gonna put the ball back.

Squints:
But it was signed by Babe Ruth!

Smalls:
Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?

Ham Porter:
WHAT? WHAT?

Kenny:
The sultan of swat!

Bertram:
The king of crash!

Timmy:
The colossus of clout!

Tommy:
The colossus of clout!

Ham Porter:
THE GREAT BAMBINO!

Smalls:
Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?

Mr. Mertle:
Baseball was life! And I was good at it... real good.

Benny:
Man, base up you blockheads!

Squints:
For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver!

Yeah Yeah:
Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.

Ham Porter:
This is smores stuff. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming, you stick it on the chocolate and cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf.

Timmy:
Smalls, you mean to tell me you went home, swiped a ball that was signed by BABE RUTH, brought it out here and actually played with it?

Tommy:
And actually played with it?

Squints:
I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling. I can't take it anymore!

Benny:
What are we gonna do then?

Yeah Yeah:
*laughing*

All:
Scam Pool Honeys!

Ham Porter:
It was the heater. Low and outside, just how I like it!

"Your killen me Smalls"

"You're killin me, Smalls.