Santa Clause 2

Santa Clause 2

Divorced toy company executive Scott Calvin (Tim Allen of Home Improvement and the Toy Story movies) is pleased to have his son Charlie for Christmas, though the boy himself isn't happy about it. But when Santa Claus accidentally topples off the roof of the house and falls with a thud in the snow, Scott finds himself taking the merry old elf's place and earning new respect in his son's eyes. When the night ends, the reindeer take them to the north pole, and Scott discovers that by donning the fabled red suit, he's inadvertently agreed to become the next Santa Claus. The next morning he wakes up in his own bed and thinks it's all a dream--only Charlie remembers it with crystal clarity. Scott now has to deal with his suspicious ex-wife (Wendy Crewson, Air Force One) and her psychiatrist boyfriend (Judge Reinhold, Beverly Hills Cop), who both think he's playing tricks with Charlie's mind, and also with his own out-of-control body, which is putting on weight and growing a prodigious beard. The Santa Clause probably won't supplant It's a Wonderful Life or Miracle on 34th Street as anyone's favorite holiday film, but it's an enjoyable, straightforward family film, anchored by the affable charisma of Allen. --Bret Fetzer

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G (General Audience)
Year:
2002
104
3,529 Views

Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
I have to get married?

Bernard:
It's the Mrs. Clause.

Bernard:
Curtis, you're 900-years-old, grow up!

Scott Calvin:
Wait a minute, I got it. I got it. I got it. How about this: The Molintator.

Tooth Fairy:
The Molinator. I like it. Thank you, Santa. Can we vote right now on The Molinator?

Scott Calvin:
Neil, have you ever actually *helped* anyone?

Toy Santa:
You are a sad, strange little man!

Lucy:
Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?

Scott Calvin:
What makes you say that?

Lucy:
Because you have a reindeer.

Scott Calvin:
Lots of people have reindeer.

Lucy:
Name five.

Mother Nature:
Don't mess with me, Santa. I'm pre-El Nino.

Charlie:
Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.

Easter Bunny:
I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school.

Toy Santa:
The town will break our fall.

Tracy:
You know what, I totally put myself out there doing that, and that was not an easy thing to do, and if you're the kind of man that can't support a woman's ambition, then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date.

Principal Carol Newman:
Well, maybe if you spent more time with your son, there would be fewer problems.

Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you. It's always such a pleasure.

Principal Carol Newman:
Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you come unarmed.

Picardo:
Good morning, Principal Newman.

Principal Carol Newman:
Mr. Picardo, I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?

Picardo:
It's dark... and it's cold.

Principal Carol Newman:
It's your future, Mr. Picardo. Keep this up, and you will spend the rest of your life stabbing trash by the highway. Do I make myself clear?

Picardo:
Yes.

Principal Carol Newman:
So what are you gonna do?

Picardo:
I'm going straight to third-period geometry.

Principal Carol Newman:
Have a nice trip.

Principal Carol Newman:
I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?

Curtis, the Experimental Elf:
A little altitude please!

Tooth Fairy:
What?

Curtis, the Experimental Elf:
Could you possibly fly a *little* higher?

Tooth Fairy:
What?

Curtis, the Experimental Elf:
Never mind.

Curtis, the Experimental Elf:
Well, I think he's learning at an excellent rate!

Bernard:
Oh really? This morning, he ate a bowl of wax fruit.

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