Say One for Me

Holly LeMaise:
Every time I think of an audience out there, I start getting butterflies.

Father Conroy:
All performers get butterflies.

Holly LeMaise:
But mine are wearing Army shoes, Father!

Tony Vincent:
If you ever decide to swim the Channel, I'd like to handle the grease job.

Tony Vincent:
I'm going so high, it'll make your nose bleed!

Phil Stanley:
I'm a little too old to still believe in Santa Claus.

Father Conroy:
That's too bad, Phil. He still believes in you.

Phil Stanley:
You're not talking about Santa Claus.

Father Conroy:
Neither are you. You think you're going to find out what you lost in that bottle?

Phil Stanley:
Maybe in the next one. I haven't tried all the bottles yet. But maybe I should get the Christmas spirit. Isn't this time of year when all the little girls and boys suddenly start to behave?

Father Conroy:
That's not the real secret of Christmas, Phil. Give it a try. Stop bending your elbow and start bending your knee!