School Days

Bates The Cleaner:
Some of the kids 'round here think they can terrorise me whenever they want. I've been terrorised to a point where I explode like a volcano.

Mr Burnhard:
Is it working? Right. I'm Mr Burnhard, I'm a religious studies teacher. Section B, which is B, for best.

Nigel:
This school is like, a wasteland, of crap! Like, I ain't doing this no more!"

Hoops:
Alright Nige! Why haven't you got your kit today?

Nigel:
P.E's a sh*t lesson init sir!

Hoops:
Come on Nige! Always remember, life is a lot like basketball. Always aim for the hoop...

Mr Burnhard:
You may be wondering to yourself why the iron bars, the shackles, the fake landmines... Has there been a murder, an assassin or a rape? No. Borrow's on the loose.