School for Scoundrels

Mr. Potter:
Just remember, if you're not one up on the other fellow, then he's one up on you.

[last line. Mr S. Potter to the camera]

Mr. S. Potter:
I do apologize ladies and gentlemen, events do seem to have taken a most unfortunate turn. This sort of calamity we cannot always guard against, even amongst our best students. You see once, once sincerity rears its ugly head, well lifemanship is powerless... [an orchestra starts to play] stop that music... orchestra!... orchestra... stop that infernal din. Please, no, I... look at me, I must get back to Yeovil.

Raymond Delauney:
[Repeated line during tennis game to Palfrey] Hard cheese old boy!

Raymond Delauney:
[translating the French menu in the Camelia Room restaurant for Palfrey] The brains of the calf, the liver of the chicken, the legs of the frog... the hoof of the mountain goat in jelly. Tomatoes...

Mr. S. Potter:
It doesn't matter. The flow has been interrupted.

Nonsense! Some of the most successful marriages comprise people who barely speak to each other!