Seed of Chucky

Jennifer Tilly:
You know, I should have played "Erin Brockovich"; I could have done without the wonderbra.

Tiffany:
What the hell is goin' on in here?

Chucky:
She came on to me!

Tiffany:
No wonder her career's in trouble.

Glen:
I don't know much about myself. I know I'm an orphan. I know I'm a freak. And, of course, I know that I'm Japanese.

Chucky:
This is nuts! And I have a VERY high tolerance for nuts.

Chucky:
I am Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it!

Tiffany:
I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. My mother always said, "Once is a blessing, twice is a curse."

Chucky:
Well, that would explain your sister.

Puppeteer:
This little shitface isn't even anatomically correct!

Glen:
It's a condition!

Puppeteer:
I found shitface here in a graveyard in America, where he nearly ripped my throat apart!

Glen:
I was trying to give him a hug!

Chucky:
He looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Chucky:
If this is what it takes to be human, then I'd rather take my challanges as a supernaturally-posessed doll! It's much less complicated! Think about it! What's so great about being human? You get sick! You get old! As a doll, I'm infamous! I am Chucky! The killer doll!

Chucky:
Come to papa!

Tiffany:
Hi, my name is Tiffany Ray. Um, you don't know me but, a few years ago I killed your husband, and I am SO sorry.

Glen:
Why do you kill?

Chucky:
Umm... hobby, I guess.

Jennifer Tilly:
I'm an Oscar-nominee, for god's sake. Now look at me, I'm f***ing a doll.

Chucky:
F*** you very much.

Tiffany:
She's so wonderful!

Chucky:
...You mean HE's so wonderful.

Glen:
Don't look at ME.

Tiffany:
...Um, see? She's a beautiful girl.

Chucky:
W-what are you talking about? That's, uh... my boy.

Tiffany:
Killing is an addiction like any other drug. But we're parents now. We have to set an example.

Chucky:
It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Jennifer Tilly:
Hell would be ending up on an episode of Celebrity Fear Factor in a worm eating contest with Anna Nicole Smith!

Joan:
In which you would win...

Tiffany:
Pig.

Tiffany:
And you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Where's your self-respect? You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? She said, "You can always smell it on girls who sell it."

Tiffany:
Oh, by the way, Miss Tilly, can I have your autograph? I'm a big fan.

Chucky:
Oops! I did it again.

Chucky:
We're not from Japan! We're from Jersey!

Joan:
You're prostituting yourself to play the Virgin Mary!

Tiffany:
They're executing Martha Stewart this morning.

Chucky:
I don't think I can take 9 months of this sh*t.

Tiffany:
Silly Chucky. It's a voodoo pregnancy? It's accelerated.

Chucky:
How "accelerated"?

Chucky:
Oh.

Tiffany:
I want a girl!

Chucky:
I want a boy!

Glen:
You're tearing me apart! What about what I want?

Chucky:
...what?

Tiffany:
What?

Glen:
Doesn't what I want mean anything at all?

Tiffany:
Oh.

Chucky:
OK. Interesting. Tell us.

Tiffany:
What do you want, sweetface?

Glen:
I think... I want to be a boy.

Chucky:
YESSS! IN YOUR FACE, LADY!

Glen:
But... being a girl would be nice, too.

Tiffany:
Hmph.

Chucky:
Whoa... which is it?

Glen:
I'm not sure. Sometimes I feel like a boy. Sometimes I feel like a girl. Gasp! Can I be both?

Tiffany:
Well, some people...

Chucky:
EH-EH! NO WAY!

Chucky:
Wait a minute! I'm not gonna let you poison our son's mind with your touchy-feely 12 steps bullshit. If you two don't wanna kill anymore, that's your loss. But don't look down your noses at me. I'm not ashamed to be a killer; I'm proud of it! It's not an addiction; it is a choice! And it's not something that you should have to hide in the closet!

Chucky:
Well, well, well... looks like Miss. High And Mighty ain't so perfect afterall!

Tiffany:
It was a slip! Rome wasn't built in one day, you know?

Tiffany:
Besides, the f***er had it coming.

Chucky:
Enough about your mother! I killed that b*tch 20 years ago and she still won't shut up about it!

Chucky:
Attaboy, kid... attaboy!

Fulvia:
I'm afraid of her.

Tiffany:
It's just a doll.

Fulvia:
I was talking about Glenda.

Tiffany:
Oh. Well, if that's the way you feel, then we'll miss you here.

Fulvia:
Thank you.

Glen:
But, isn't violence bad?

Chucky:
No, son. Uh, Violins are bad.