Seitokai yakuindomo

Shino Amakusa:
Ousai Private Academy Student council Rules:... ONE! [the girls begin to play their traditional fanfare] No secrets... Report all secrets!

Takatoshi Tsuda:
[Off Screen] All of them?

Suzu Hagimura:
This is ridiculous... We, the student council members see a meaning in taking actions. It's a plan of escape by the lazy ones who can't work for ideals to say: "It's needless to do" Let me fix that. I hate small-minded people like you. [the shot shows that she is smaller than Takatoshi and Shino]

Takatoshi Tsuda:
Uhh... [to Shino] So, who is this kid?

Suzu Hagimura:
Look! Despite how I look, I'm sixteen!

Takatoshi Tsuda:
What?

Suzu Hagimura:
Even more, I'm a returning student with an IQ of 180! I speak fluent English, and can easily do 10 digit calculations in my head! The student council wanted to use my talents and recruited me as an accountant! Now, Will you stop treating me like a kid?

Shino Amakusa:
But she goes bed at 9 pm.

Takatoshi Tsuda:
Like a Kid...

Suzu Hagimura:
You jerk! Damn you! Damn you! Damn you! Damn you!

Shino Amakusa:
Geez, it's such a pain how students this days consider the rugged fashion stylish. When it comes to that, I'm tigth. Because I... Because I... Because I don't... Because I don't want people... [Spinning around] Because I don't want people thinking I'm a Whore.

Takatoshi Tsuda:
Huh? What?

Shino Amakusa:
Anyway, it's against school rules to wear your uniform in a sloppy way.

Takatoshi Tsuda:
I see, Huh?

[Walking towards him]

Shino Amakusa:
So, then, I'll straighten it up for you.

Takatoshi Tsuda:
Eh? [She takes his tie]

Shino Amakusa:
But at the same time... [Choking him with the knot of his tie] You'll be punished for breaking school rules! [while Takatoshi pants and regains breathing] If every single one of us can look neat like this, then we will all be able to attend our classes pleasantly.

Takatoshi Tsuda:
[Getting up] But these check-ups are probably useless, because the offenders will just change back as soon as they're inside.

Shino Amakusa:
Oh? [Choking him with the knot of his tie, again] Then I'll be sure to fasten those knots securely, so that thay can't be loosened.