Seizure

Gas Station Attendant:
I can't take credit cards.

Charlie Hughes:
Why?

Gas Station Attendant:
They had it counted for the investigation.

Charlie Hughes:
Listen idiot, this is a VIP card.

Gas Station Attendant:
Look Jack,

Charlie Hughes:
No Charles Hughes, not Jack, did I say my name was Jack?

Gas Station Attendant:
Jack, I don't think you would like being called an idiot.

Charlie Hughes:
Wait a minute, wait a minute, my name is not Jack. It's Charles Hughes!

Gas Station Attendant:
I don't care if your named was Rockefeller, nine dollars and twenty three cents.

Charlie Hughes:
No not Rockefeller, Hughes, Charles Hughes, do you know what that means? You see that sign up there? I own two percent of that sign. That sign licenses you to sell gasoline. On Monday morning, that sign no longer licenses you to sell gasoline, because I own two percent of that sign, which means I own two percent of you. I don't want my two percent of you, so I'm going to get rid of it now! You understand what I mean? I hope you do, because there's a great big gasoline station down the road, selling great big gas to great big people, maybe you can get a job there fixing flats understand!

Gas Station Attendant:
Nine dollars and twenty three cents, cash!

Charlie Hughes:
Okay here's ten dollars for your shot keep the change, because you're going to need it! Remember the name? Hughes!

Gas Station Attendant:
Okay, Charles Hughes. Oh Mr. Hughes? Screw you!