Senior Year

Jeremy Webb:
What can I say, man? Chicks are like bowling pins. You gotta line 'em up... and take your best shot.

Jeremy Webb:
There's got to be an incentive for sitting shotgun, man. That's the entire point. Otherwise, what difference would it make where you sit?

Prophet:
Last thing you want to do is wake up ten years from now full of regret. 'Cause trust me, that sh*t stings. That goes for all of you. No matter what anybody tells you... high school... is about three things. Pus@y. Pus@y. And more pus@y.

Jeremy Webb:
Christy Campbell. Sounds like a character in a Hughes' flick.

Austin Perry:
[takes out a wallet-sized photo] Looks like a character in a Hughes flick.