Sesame Street: 20 and Still Counting

Kermit The Frog:
The question of the day is, "Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"

Grover:
Yes, I can answer that question.

Kermit The Frog:
Oh, good. We have an answer. And the answer is?

Grover:
No.

Kermit The Frog:
No?

Grover:
No, I cannot tell you how to get to Sesame Street. I do not know.

Host:
You are some bird. How old are you?

Big Bird:
I'm six.

Host:
You've been around 20 years. How come you're still six?

Big Bird:
Just lucky, I guess.

Cookie Monster:
Hey, Coz, you got cookie?

Host:
[to viewers] And some things never change.

Cookie Monster:
YOU GOT COOKIE FOR COOKIE?

Host:
[to Cookie Monster] Yeah, Cookie Monster, here you go. [gives Cookie Monster some cookies for him to happily eat quickly on]