Sevvy Hounds

Trent Steele:
You're not gonna get ahead by working harder.

Trent Steele:
These business cards we have, we have to make, like, a ton of 'em all the time. It'd be a one-time expense if we all just changed our name to the same name. So just think about it.

Melvin Pratt:
Look - I believe in non-violence. It's like a Gandhi meets a Richard Simmons kind of thing. And that's why I didn't get any better shots in.

Trent Steele:
Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to get you that project until at least Thursday, Steve. I'm swamped. I mean literally, I am in a swamp. Filled with deliverables, and efficiency, and projects and sh*t.

HR Manager:
Just for the record, sexual harassment isn't in the so-called severance "sweet spot" Melvin. It's a fireable offense.

Melvin Pratt:
Oh, mos def. That's why I always ensure that there's at least a half inch of glass between me and the ladies.