Sex Tape

[from trailer]

Robby:
Who has sex for three hours?

Jay:
We did!

Robby:
That's the length of the movie "Lincoln". You did the full Lincoln.

[repeated lines]

Annie:
I love f***ing you.

Jay:
I f***ing love you.

Jay:
Nobody understands the cloud.

Hank:
Can I get you anything? Coffee? Finger sandwiches?... Sliced pineapple?

[repeated lines]

Annie:
I love f***ing you.

Jay:
I love f***ing you.

Owner of YouPorn:
See this is the thing, you put me in a position where my only options are to beat your ass or call the God damn cops.

Jay:
Sir, I see where you are coming from.

Owner of YouPorn:
Actually, I think we should beat their ass and call the God damn cops.

Bodyguard:
I was thinking the same sh*t!

Owner of YouPorn:
Not Playboy! Did Hugh send you?