Sh! The Octopus

Vesta Vernoff:
[after discovering the "body" of her stepfather] Poor Nannie!

Detective Dempsey:
Who's Nannie?

Detective Harold Kelly:
Nannie's a goat! Whooooooo!

Detective Harold Kelly:
You know this fella Clancy?

Detective Dempsey:
No but he's Irish ain't he?

Detective Harold Kelly:
Sure.

Detective Dempsey:
About time the police department did something with the Irish.

Detective Harold Kelly:
They should try to do something without the Irish.

Detective Dempsey:
[points his gun at the lower abdomen of Paul Morgan ] Stick 'em up Mr. Octopus or I'll blow your brains out.

Paul Morgan:
Just a little low for my brains don't you think?

Detective Harold Kelly:
Is he dead?

Detective Dempsey:
No, that ain't even a he.

Detective Harold Kelly:
Oh, don't tell me that's a woman.

Detective Dempsey:
No! That's a dummy.

Polly Crane:
Well, it's in good company.

Captain Hook:
I've been working on this case for nine years.

Detective Dempsey:
Any clues?

Detective Dempsey:
Now, I want you all to sit down and be quiet while I do a little deductin'. I'm just commencing to add two and two.

Polly Crane:
Tomorrow you'll be starting on the alphabet.

[repeated line]

Detective Dempsey:
Who's Nannie?

Detective Harold Kelly:
Nannie's a goat!

Polly Crane:
What a headache... what'd I hit, a telephone pole?

Detective Dempsey:
Kelly, take his fingerprints.

Detective Harold Kelly:
Right. [sees Captain Hook's hook hand] Whooooooo! Dempsey, he ain't got any fingers, see?

Detective Dempsey:
So take his footprints.

Detective Harold Kelly:
What is he, a horse?

Detective Dempsey:
Yeah... NO!