Shall We Dance

Beverly Clark:
We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness'."

Bobbie:
So why did you all start dancing?

Vern:
I'm getting married in September. She would like to see me lose a few pounds. I told her it wouldn't work.

John Clark:
I think you're win that bet.

Chic:
I'm here to meet ladys, you know what they say about men that can dacne...

Bobbie:
They're great in bed.

Chic:
Right.

Bobbie:
Where do you hear this crap?

Chic:
Everywhere, everywhere the guys that can dance get to pick their litter.

Bobbie:
I'm here for the big dance compantion. All I need is a partner,

Bobbie:
so that leaves you.

John Clark:
What?

Bobbie:
You're the only one that hasn't said why you're dancing.

John Clark:
I'm here to get some exercise like Vern.

Bobbie:
Bull.

John Clark:
Because I'm lousy in bed like Chic. That said it.

Scott:
I like women who are built for comfort, not for speed.