Sharknado 2: The Second One

April Wexler:
Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?

Fin Shepard:
Come on, April. Two of my friends were killed. I almost destroyed Los Angeles. And, oh, yeah... I got eaten by a shark. How much fun do you think that was?

Martin Brody:
Either way, it was the end of the dynamic duo.

Ellen Brody:
And which one of you was the boy wonder?

Martin Brody:
I thought I was Batman.

Ben:
I'm also an actor. I can play you if they ever do a movie about your life.

Fin Shepard:
If anyone's playing me in a movie, it's gonna be me.

Ben:
Not a bad idea.

Bryan:
Don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train.

Ben:
Holy sh... ark.

Skye:
So what's so bad about being famous?

Fin Shepard:
I was famous when I was a surfer. Cost me my family.

Skye:
Because you were famous?

Fin Shepard:
Because I thought I was a star. Thought I deserved everything I was offered. I was offered a lot.

Skye:
You saved a lot of people in L.A., Fin. You're uncomfortable with that?

Fin Shepard:
It's different. When you got girls in bikinis screaming for you, it strokes your ego. But when you got people thanking for saving their lives... it's humbling. The best thing that came out of that was a chance to put my family back together. I can't risk screwing that up again.

Skye:
If we'd married, I would have never let you screw that up.

Fin Shepard:
Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York.

The Mayor:
Listen, Fin, we need your help.

Fin Shepard:
I just gotta get my family to safety.

The Mayor:
Of course, of course. Whatever you need, you're the expert.

Fin Shepard:
Well, last time that happened, it didn't go so well. As a matter of fact, Los Angeles didn't really appreciate it.

The Mayor:
Well this is the Big Apple, Fin. When something bites us, we bite back.

Fin Shepard:
I know you're scared. I'm scared too. They're sharks. They're scary. No one wants to get eaten. But I've been eaten. And I'm here to tell you it takes a lot more than to bring a good man down. A lot more that to bring a New Yorker down.

[cuts a falling shark in half with the chainsaw]

Fin Shepard:
Let's go show them what it means to be a hero. Let's go show them what it means to be a New Yorker! Let's go kill some sharks!

Martin Brody:
[to Vaughn after Fin jumps to safety from the taxi] You know what you just did, don't you?

Fin Shepard:
Don't say it.

Martin Brody:
He jumped the shark.

Ben:
What does the inside of a shark smell like?

Fin Shepard:
There's no words to describe that, pal.

Ben:
I don't know, I always thought it would smell like... chicken.

Fin Shepard:
No.

Ben:
Or smell like Salmon or Cod.

News Reporter:
We now interrupt our regularly scheduled programming. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is about to hold a press conference in Manhattan to offer Canadians support to the Sharknado relief efforts.

Rob Ford:
Hello everybody I'm Mayor Rob Ford and I'm... aaaaugh!