Sheriff of Tombstone

Brett Starr:
It must be important, Cassidy. Now if you could only read it...

Shotgun Cassidy:
You keep your pryin' nose out of my business.

Brett Starr:
That's what I'm doin'. I'm goin' to retire officially now.

Shotgun Cassidy:
Yeah? Well, I'm retirin' myself. Leastways I'm leavin' town.

Brett Starr:
Me, too. Dodge City's goin' to be kind of lonesome without us.

Shotgun Cassidy:
I'll be glad to take a partin' shot at you to liven things up!

Brett Starr:
When I go into shootin' just to take the quiet out of the air, Cassidy, I'll look you up.

Brett Starr:
I have some folks out of town and I'd like to buy a little girl's dress.

Mary Carson:
Certainly.

Mary Carson:
Pretty?

Brett Starr:
About the prettiest I ever saw.

Mary Carson:
What's her name?

Brett Starr:
That's what I'm wondering.

Granny Carson:
Who's a-comin'?

Granny Carson:
We ain't budgin' boys.

Mary Carson:
Your bonnet's crooked!

Granny Carson:
Me shootin's straight.

Brett Starr:
Good mornin'! I didn't expect to see you here, Miss, ah...

Mary Carson:
Carson! I live here.

Granny Carson:
It's never a good mornin' for sheriffs on the Carson claim. Now git and git fast!

Brett Starr:
I'm not only Sheriff, ma'am, but I aim to be a peace officer.

Granny Carson:
Then why are you hidin' behind that shotgun? And why is that old goat hidin' behind them moth-eaten whiskers?

Judge Gabby Whittaker:
Madam, I'll have you know that this hirsute is free of habitation.

Granny Carson:
Why don't you buy yourself a snood?

Judge Gabby Whittaker:
This old wildcat's as bad as Sal. Now keep your shirt on! I mean... don't get yourself in a tizzle.

Brett Starr:
I want to buy that for...

Mary Carson:
Annie? Why she won't be wearing one of those for years.

Brett Starr:
We'll save it for her. And with you only wearing it once...

Mary Carson:
Why, Brett! It will be just as good as new!