Shower of Stars

[Betty has invited Jack to see her live performance at Hollywood's Moulin Rouge]

Betty Grable:
Why don't you come back here tomorrow night and watch it from out front?

Jack Benny:
Well, tomorrow night I have a very important engagement, and I don't...

Betty Grable:
[interrupting] You can be a guest of the house.

Jack Benny:
Well, I don't see why I can't break it. Um, may I bring someone?

Betty Grable:
Anything you want. I'll see that you get a very nice table, and there'll be no check.

Jack Benny:
Well, that isn't important - I mean whether there's a check or not. Although, my tuxedo does look better without a wallet bulging out.

[a waitress hands over a Polaroid photograph, which she shot of the pair a minute ago]

Jack Benny:
Hey! That looks pretty good, doesn't it?

Miss Kim O'Day:
Yeah! You know, you look a lot younger in the picture, and it was only taken a minute ago.

Jack Benny:
At my age, a minute is a long time.

Red Skelton:
[Red Skelton introducing Ethel Merman's song 'All of You' from 'Silk Stockings.'] Listen to this, folks. It's one of the reasons Silk Stockings is going to have a long run.