Silent But Deadly

Bobby:
Nice ginormous condenser mic.

Sandra:
Size matters.

Bobby:
[they both laugh] Ooh saucy! I like that. So erm... are you here all by yourself?

Sandra:
Yeah just me and my police escort.

Bobby:
Oh yeah, you doing a documentary on them?

Sandra:
Not exactly.

Sandra:
Well what's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?

Sandra:
You're gonna have to try again.

Bobby:
I'm not a farmer but I would really love to plow your field.

Sandra:
[she bursts out in laughter] No, you did not just say that.

Bobby:
Yeah, you want more?

Sandra:
Yeah.

Bobby:
Okay erm.

Sandra:
Do better.

Bobby:
Did you just get out of the oven? 'Cause you are f***ing hot.

Sandra:
Er, too clich?.

Bobby:
I'll have you know that line totally worked for me in Reno.

Sandra:
Well if it wasn't a hooker, it must've been a total mercy f***.

Bobby:
Is there any other kind?

Sandra:
Yeah.