Simon Sez

Simon Sez is a 1999 spy action-comedy film starring Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, and John Pinette. The film was directed by Kevin Alyn Elders, and the score was composed by Brian Tyler. The film received extremely negative reviews and became a box office bomb.

Genre: Action, Comedy

Stars: Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, John Pinette, Ricky Harris

Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment

1 win.


IMDB:: 2.5
Metacritic:: 16
Rotten Tomatoes:: 0%

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: PG-13
Year:: 1999
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Ashton:
Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!

Simon:
A potato?

Nick Miranda:
Yeah!

Simon:
You gagged her with a POTATO?

Nick Miranda:
I tried grapes but she kept eating them!

Ashton:
Now, feel free to jump in if I get any of this wrong, but you haven't got the disc, and you haven't got the girl...

Ashton:
... Pity. I was so hoping you'd jump in.

Ashton:
Guess what we're going to blow up first!

Simon:
Your ego?

Ashton:
No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!

Simon:
Why?

Ashton:
Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!

Ashton:
Stupid bee! You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse!

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