Simon Sez

     

Simon Sez1999

Stars: Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, John Pinette, Ricky Harris
Genre: Action, Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 85 minutes

Simon Sez is a 1999 spy action-comedy film starring Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, and John Pinette. The film was directed by Kevin Alyn Elders, and the score was composed by Brian Tyler. The film received extremely negative reviews and became a box offi… more »


Ashton:
Guess what we're going to blow up first!

Simon:
Your ego?

Ashton:
No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!

Simon:
Why?

Ashton:
Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!

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